Between the dates of December 22 and December 26 2021, Twitter user @mangobaII posted a Christmas-themed sequel to the original mangoball story.
In March 2022, I transcribed the whole thing so I could make a copypastable version. This is that version.
Original thread on Twitter and on Thread Reader App
Signed, φ
Cheater Cheater Christmas Special: A Mangoballed Christmas!
↳ A DNF socmed AU extra
The boys are ready to spend their Christmas at home with their families until a blizzard destroys their plans and forces them to spend the holidays together on campus!
Read the original if you haven’t first. This is just a little holiday special!
[link to the original mangoball story]
1. The TL
george @george404 tweeted:
Baking Christmas Cupcakes!
at 14:33 • 23/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 23 December 2021: These look wonderful baby you’re perfect at everything you do
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 23 December 2021: I love you my boingy boink ❤️
george @george404 tweeted: I’m glad this semester is finally over. I’m so excited to spend the holidays with my family in London! It’s the most wonderful time of the year after all :D at 14:35 • 23/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 23 December 2021: Very true :) These holidays will be a good time to heal after this rigorous semester.
george @george404 replied on 23 December 2021: You don’t even go to college
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 23 December 2021: Maybe not physically but mentally i am always there.
BadBoyHalo @BBH tweeted: Every day is Christmas when youre with the most beautiful woman in the world... <3 at 14:42 • 23/12/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 23 December 2021: aww
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @karljacobs on 23 December 2021: Also ur mom 😊
karl @karljacobs replying to @BBH on 23 December 2021: what
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: Damn I wish I could spend christmas in London w georgie 😭instead I’m gonna spend it on campus like a loser. I wanna die at 14:44 • 23/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 23 December 2021: Ahaha I convinced the university faculty that it would be unwise to keep amenities running during shristmas so you’re gonna have to live without electricity and water and food for 2 weeks 0 quote tweets 600 retweets 2.5K likes
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @tommy on 23 December 2021: what tbe hell is wrong with you
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Hello timeline. Prison break 36 was successful yet again 🦧 Excited to spend Christmas with everybody. at 14:46 • 23/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 23 December 2021: what is that emoji
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @corpse67 on 23 December 2021: Orangutan ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
3.
george: hiiii gang it’s christmas!
corpse: it’s december 23rd
george: Every day after thanksgiving is Christmas until April fools! Then every day is summer. Until november. Then it’s winter until thanksgiving. Then the cycle continues :)
quackity: Your dad paid for the new library didn’t he
george: Anyways i really wish we could all spend christmas together but we all have to go home :( esp my dream beam coffee cream live stream wolverine. This is the longest we’re gonna go without each other!
dream: I wish we could spend the holidays together too gogie but you’ll have fun in london <3
quackity: tbh im glad to be going gome. im sick of all of you and this semester has been rough as it is.
corpse: same lol
dream: well i’m gonna be stuck on campus while all of u enjoy ur holidays :/
corpse: LMFAO 💀
dream: Kys bro
corpse: chill
george: Don’t be mean to one another during christmas time.
dream: sorry honey ❤️ j am a bee u are my pot of gold
quackity: bees don’t like pot of golds thats leprechauns.
dream: Well then i am a leprechaun... and he is my rainbow 🌈
quackity: The pot of gold is on the other side of the rainbow habe u never heard these idioms .?
george: shut up quackiry
george: go home since that’s all u want to do -_-
quackity: Idk why u wouldn’t want to we hang out every day arent u excited to go home?
4.
george: idk i just wish i could spend christmas with all u guys too :( ur like family to me.
dream: it’s ok george
dream: just bc we don’t spend christmas together doesn’t mean we don’t have fond memories and wont create more. besides there’s always next christmas isnt there? :)
george: True...
dream: when u come back from london baby i’m gonna make every day feel like christmas
karl: aww That’s sweet
karl: aww That’s sweet
dream: christmas in the bed
karl: Nvm
dream: i’ll be santa
dream: you’ll be my little elf... 😏
corpse: What kind of relationship do u think santa has with the elves he is their BOSS.
george: awww my dream u already make every day feel like christmas AND valentine’s day AND my birthday AND bring ur dog to work day etc ❤️❤️❤️
dream: awww 🥺🥺i love u so Wait why the last one
george: ! I went on a little baking spree after finals ended and decided to bake you all some pre-christmas presents! I’ve made each of you ur favorite pie and kept it warm in ur ovens <3
corpse: How did you break into our homes.
george: Wilbur taught me sorry :(
george: I thought it would be a good surprise
dream: it IS a good surprise darling angel don’t listen to what corpse says and don’t worry about the fact that u smashed through our front door to get in <3
corpse: WHAT?
george: for quackity i’ve made pecan pie his favorite
quackity: nicee
george: for karl i’ve made lemon meringue pie like his dad likes
karl: How do u know what my dad likes lol
george: ummm
george: for corpse i’ve made cherry pie
corpse: thanks george it looks great
george: for wilbur i left some carrots on his floor
Wilbur: THANK YOUUU.!!!!!!
george: for bad boy halo i made a big jelly pie 🥧
quackity: what’s a jelly pie
george: it’s like a Pie but made out of jelly ❤️ and instead of flour and butter and eggs etc i use jelly so it’s jsut a lot of jelly and not a pie at all its a big bowl of jelly😊
BadBoyHalo: Thts just how I like my pie...
dream: well i dont need a pie. George is my pie... ;) im gonna eat him
george: WTF?? Are u a cannibal? /srs
george: i can’t be with someone like that again
dream: nooo i meant ur ass /gen :(
george: Oh awww 🥺 that’s ok i love u. but i have made u 14 apple crumple pies to eat every day of the holidays !!
quackity: remind me why we can’t kill one of them to never hear them speak again?
corpse: the Law
Wilbur: girl i’ll break it yas
karl: well the pies mean a lot thanks george ❤️ when’s ur flight?
george: In 3 hours! i’m on my way to the airport rn in Bad boy hellos car.
dream: i was gonna drop him but i don’t have a car and george didn’t want to ride on my shoulders.. 💔
6.
7.
george @george404 tweeted: WHY DID IT HAVE TO SNOW SO BADLY RIGHT BEFORE MY FLIGHT 😣 at 15:12 • 23/12/2021
karl @karljacobs tweeted: Oh my god my flight home got cancelled cuz of the blizzard 😭 apparently they’re closing airports for a whole week at 15:13 • 23/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: AM I SERIOUSLY STUCK ON CAMPUS FOR THE HOLIDAYS?? at 15:14 • 23/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: holy cow the blizzard just knocked down a tree at 15:17 • 23/12/2021
Ranboo @itsranboo replied on 23 December 2021: That wasn’t a tree rhat was me
quacky @quackity123 replying to @itsranboo on 23 December 2021: um sorry ur very tall u looked like a tree from my window. are u ok? Idk who u are btw
Ranboo @itsranboo replying to @quackity123 on 23 December 2021: I Am Ranboo
8.
quackity: fuckk do u guys see how bad it is outside?
dream: SNOW IS GWTTING INTO OUR APARTMENT
karl: How??
corpse: Wilbur stole our walls :(
sapnap: danggg
dream: Wtf why are u in our gc Sapnap
sapnap: Just hanging out with buddies
dream: ?
karl: corpse n dream come over to our place then u guys can crash here till ur house gets fixed
corpse: thanks karl we’ll be right over
quackity: i’m fucked cuz my flight back home was tonight but its gotten cancelled
corpse: mine too :/
karl: same here
BadBoyHalo: Oh muffinballs. What a funny little scene. All of you will spend the holidays together. Truly a Christmas miracle!
sapnap: whys quackity dad in our gc
9.
george @george404 tweeted: guys my flight got cancelled and im stuck at the airport its so busy here and theres no way out :( at 15:25 • 23/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 23 December 2021: OH MY GOD George i’ll come pick u up rn!!!
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Dream just ripped out the wheels of his rollerksates and glued on knives to create make-shift ice skates to use to get to the airport and save George. I recorded it for Youtube i feel like@he could srsly get an internship at Nasa with this level of ingenuity at 15:27 • 23/12/2021
10.
karl: dream u cannot ice skate to the airport
dream: Then i will drive
quackity: the streets are full of snow u can’t
dream: Then i will ski
karl: U DONT HAVE SKIS
corpse: Great. He’s sawing down our only coffee table to make into skis. Somebody stop him
quackity: arent u right next to him ?? stop him urself
corpse: sometimes i encourage his insanity for my entertainment
george: DREAM STOP SAWING DOWN UR COFFEE TABLE TO MAKE INTO SKIS :(
george: its ok i’ll just stay at the airport till the roads clear out
dream: but that could take days baby :( what if u miss christmas??
george: there’s a lot of lovely people at the airport i can spend it with them...
george: I take it back the man next to me just peed into a bottle in front of me theresliterally bathrooms here oh gododo oh god GET ME OUT OF HERE
dream: IM COMING
karl: DREAM YOU CAN’T
karl: just calm down and come to quackity and my apartment before the blizzard gets worse
dream: ill set myself ablaze to trudge through the snow to get my love
corpse: karl we’ll be there in a minute. i knocked dream out with a bat and he is unconscious. i’ll carry him to ur place
george: Thank you for taking care of my dongly poodle pongly doodle <3
corpse: Now i don’t want to anymore.
quackity: we’ll find a way to get u back here george just stay calm and maybe sit next to normal people
11.
Wilbur: What is up gang
sapnap: who is Wilbur
Wilbur: meeee
sapnap: do u go to our college?
Wilbur: Depends. who’s asking
sapnap: literally me i asked the question
Wilbur: Hmmmm...
sapnap: I do NOT fuck with ur vibe. whoever u are.
Wilbur: well same 🙄
corpse: shut up u two literally met in miami. Why are u even here sapnap
sapnap: Look im srory for causing all those problems and being horrible and reporting all of ur accounts on twitter but i’m trying to be better. Im getting therapy
quackity: good for u man
BadBoyHalo: First step to healing is self improvement ❤️
karl: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
karl: George are u okay? any updates?
george: i fell asleep in my suitcase
karl: Okay well the blizzard calmed down but it doesn’t seem like the roads will be cleared any time soon :( u might need to spend the night there
dream: No he won’t
quackity: how are u up already i thought u passed out ??
dream: aBat can’t sttpp me
corpse: he might have a mild concussion
corpse: wilbur since ur here can u help us anyway? George is stuck at the airport and quackity is pinning dream down on the floor to stop him from dashing out of the door into the blizzard
12.
Wilbur: Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
quackity: How is now the time for christmas carols
karl: how are u texting while pinning dream down
quackity: honestly i just smashed a potted plant over his head and made him pass out again
karl: Wow
Wilbur: no i’m saying i have a one horse open sleigh. we can dash through the snow with it
george: omg just like the song!
Wilbur: What song
george: jingle bells
Wilbur: i don’t have bells
george: No that's the name of the song
Wilbur: what song
corpse: SHUTTHE FUCK UP
corpse: wilbur can we ride the sleigh to the airport?? How do u even have horses
Wilbur: not horses they are wolves
Wilbur: well they’re not really wolves more like dogs
Wilbur: not rly dogs more like Sapnap on a leash
sapnap: What
dream: I’M UP.
quackity: HOW??
dream: im yhe best
dream: beast
dream: from the
dream: gababagabbaabagababab
george: You don’t sound well Dreamy poop :(
george: ew i didn’t like that one
george: ummm ignore tht
george: You don’t sound well Dreamy pop :(
13.
george: maybe you should stay in and Wilbur can come fetch me
dream: i loveee rhe words u use. Fetch heheheee thts not a real word hemememee bong bong
quackity: He’s tap dancing :(
karl: He’s not tap dancing quackity he’s fumbling on his feet cuz u and corpse hit him with hard objects to knock him out like he’s some kind of animal
dream: i amA animal roar
george: sweetie get a grip Please.
george: Wilbur can u pick me up?
Wilbur: Yes but I will need assistance.
dream: i’m coming with
karl: No ur not Dream go lie down on the couch
dream: u cant stop MEEEEE
quackity: bang
karl: DID YOU JUST HIT HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH A PAN?
quackity: he was being annoying
sapnap: Lol he passed out again. Loving this
george: STOP HITTING HIM 😭
george: hello
george: GUYS? WHAT HAPPENED
karl: umm wilbur grabbed dream and ran out of the apartment
george: What?? Oh gosh wilbur why did you do that
Wilbur: i csnt drive a sleigh on my own :3
quackity: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE AN UNCONSCIOUS MAN WITH YOU
Wilbur: You have no idea what some people would do in the name of love.
14.
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Having a jolly sleigh ride with Dream at 00:00 • 23/12/2021
dream @dreamxd tweeted:
WHERE AM I
at 00:02 • 23/12/2021
george @george404 replied on 23 December 2021: WILBUR U SAID THERE WERENT WOLVES THEY WERE DOGS NAMED SAPNAP :(
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 23 December 2021: HE TIED ME ALONG WITH THE WOLVESIM LITERLALYL GETTING DRAGGED ALONG =INTHE SNOW IMG OIGNG TO DIE
15.
george @george404 tweeted: Is my Dreamothee Chalamet ok... at 00:04 • 23/12/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 23 December 2021: Yes he is yelling and shouting in joy of how fast and dangerous this is 😊
dream @dreamxd replying to @wilbursoot on 23 December 2021: IMLTIERALLY IN FEAR OF MY LIFE
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Thst was so scary but now we are here at the airport. Thank gosh at 00:05 • 23/12/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 23 December 2021: More scary than if I had taken a truck...? 😉
dream @dreamxd replying to @wilbursoot on 23 December 2021: ooh nope ur right
dream @dreamxd replying to @wilbursoot on 23 December 2021: OFCOUROSE ITS MORE FUCKING SCARY THAN IF IT WAAS A TRUCK YOU STRAPPED ME TO A SLEIGH DRIVEN BY ARCTIC WOLVES
george @george404 tweeted: Dream is the best!!! He came and saved me from the airport. He’s my hero ❤️ my sweet belyflop. He jist passed out again at 00:08 • 23/12/2021
16.
BadBoyHalo: How are my muffin boys doing? Keep me updated. 😊
corpse: don’t call us that
BadBoyHalo: I will call you what I want and you will take it.
corpse: ok..
karl: We’re doing good. George is back safe and sound. Blizzard is still bad outside. The heater is on full blast. George and Dream are napping. Quackity and Corpse are setting up dinner. Wilbur is looking at blueprints of the White House
dream: i’m up.
karl: how are u doing dream do u feel better
dream: Honestly no 😉 there’s a bruise the size of a donut on my head and I can’t feel my tongue in my mouth but
dream: George is safe and sound so I’m great :)
sapnap: why isnt anyone asking me how im doing
quackity: how are u doing sapnap
dream: doing ur mom LMFAOOOO
quackity: that’s why
dream: can one of u make george a cup of hot cocoa
quackity: No
dream: this is why ur father left ☝️
quackity: ?
BadBoyHalo: Hey 😑 I am right here. Not funny. Uncool and Uncalled for. Take it back.
dream: sorry I get defensivje over george he deserves the whole world
quackity: make him hot cocoa urself ur such a simp
dream: No i’m not
17.
corpse: u ate all the apple pies he made u already
dream: Yeah so..? it was tasty
corpse: ur allergic to apples Dream. u had to stab urself with an epipen 14 times.
dream: blah blah blah
karl: last week george got a paper cut on his finger and u ripped ur jacket off and wrapped it around his hand so he could use it as a bandaid and got pneumonia
dream: I’m just nice.
quackity: the other day u asked george what time it was and he looked at the clock on the wall and read it wrong so u hacked into the university database and rewired every single students timetable to be one hour behind so the day works according to how he read the clock
dream: How did u know abt that I didn’t tell anyone about it
quackity: Heard about it on tommy’s pod.
dream: Ohhh
dream: ok whtvr maybe i am a simp and still recovering from pneumonia. but his exes treated him badly. he deserves all my love. So sorry not sorry if i go overboard sometimes.
sapnap: pneum ona deez nuts LMFAOO
sapnap: anyways wdym his exes treated him bad?
dream: one of the wolves should’ve eaten u
quackity: Dream it’s fine u can be a simp just don’t be so annoying abt it and make him hot cocoa urself 😒
quackity: ok goodnight. let’s all go to sleep and don’t make too much noise.
18.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: i srsly can’t believe i have to spend christmas in a house with 7 men at 01:48 • 23/12/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 23 December 2021: omg who
quacky @quackity123 replying to @wilbursoot on 23 December 2021: ? all of us including me obviously.
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 23 December 2021: Bet you wish you were in Ireland with your papa 😊
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: i srsly can’t believe i have to spend christmas in a house with 7 men at 01:48 • 23/12/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 23 December 2021: Ok sorry relax. I thought you were referring to BTS. Who is ur bias
quacky @quackity123 replying to @wilbursoot on 23 December 2021: Why the FUCK would I be spending Christmas in an apartment with BTS 😭 anyways Jimin + Jhope double-bias
19.
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Merry day before Christmas! ❤️ at 16:21 • 24/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 24 December 2021: it’s called eve
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @corpse67 on 24 December 2021: Oh sorry 😊 Merry day before eve!
karl: did u all sleep well?
BadBoyHalo: I slept in the arms of Susan ❤️
karl: thars not my mothers name.
BadBoyHalo: ummmm
dream: I slept great. George and I had a fun night😉
Wilbur: It was extremely inconsiderate for you two to have sex while I was sleeping under the bed.
dream: wtf?? why were u under our bed..?
Wilbur: It used to be my safe space but not anymore. Now i will sleep on road
quackity: we put wilbur in ur room cuz he didnt have any other place to sleep
quackity: meanwhile I had to share a bed with Corpse.... -_-
corpse: No u didn’t you literally kicked me off the bed almost instantly i literally slept on the floor the whole night with no blanket no pillow nothing
karl: wilbur you could’ve shared my bed i slept alone. i thought u were sleeping on the couch
sapnap: No that wad me. and i would have rly appreciated if someone would’ve let me stay in their bed cuz the couch was damp and sticky as hell 😒
quackity: Ummmm
quackity: anyways
quackity: The blizzard seems to have calmed down but i think it’ll be safest to stay indoors. There’s toast for breakfast so come and get it if u want
corpse: Cool let’s play wii sports
george: WTF
george: None of you are in the Christmas spirit :( its literally Christmas eve
20.
quackity: how can we be? all of us were meant to be home with our families and instead we’re stuck together in this apartment like a bunch of shoestring backpackers in a european hostel facility
george: What? Be quiet quackity
george: get in the christmas spirit! Christmas is about celebration and santa claus and jingle bells and rudolph the red nose deer and stockings full of gifts
karl: that’s true..
george: and mariah carey music and wearing red and sweaters and grandma and pyjamas and dogs and the house and muffins
corpse: oh he’s still going
george: and love and laughter and clothes and chairs
quackity: feel like ur just naming regular things now
george: and bunnies and trick or treat and 4 clover leaves
sapnap: those r like 3 completely different holidays
george: I can’t spend my christmas like this! All of us have to make this the best christmas ever. I’m not gonna spend it playing wii games and eating toast!
dream: You’re so right George. We have to do this for the spirit of the holidays❤️
corpse: dream you do not give a shit abt christmas u were abt to spend it in ur dorm room playing games online and cussing out kids
dream: Not true i love christmas <3 dont listen to him george!
george: we should split up into pairs and have a last-minute christmas! Just bc we’re all stuck on campus doesn’t mean this has to suck!!
sapnap: we can get candies
george: yes sapnap!! i love candies
sapnap: candies dick fit in ur mouth LOLLLLLL
dream: All in favor for me beating sapnap to death say 1
quackity: 1
corpse: 1
karl: 1
Wilbur: 1
sapnap: 1
george: guys srsly we’re getting off topic :( Whos with me on this??
dream: I think it’s a great idea Georgy ❤️❤️ We can speedrun christmas
21.
corpse: this is starting to feel like a sitcom episode
corpse: also why’re we all texting we’re in the same apartment
quackity: Idk abt ur plan george like is christmas rly THAT important. cant we just watch some movies and drink some beers and hang out 🙄
george: NO
george: we need to watch CHRISTMAS movies and drink CHRISTMAS beer and hang CHRISTMAS out
quackity: ?
george: dream everyones making me cry
dream: ALL OF YOU DO AS HE SAYS RIGHT NEOWWWWWOWWOWW
karl: OK OMFG relax u didnt have to come up to each of us individually and pinch our noses
sapnap: u guys just got a pinch ? he slapped the shit out of me
quackity: alright george we’ll do it...
george: YAYY thank u dream ur my mcdonald sausage mcmuffin ❤️
dream: ❤️❤️
george: so here’s the plan. Karl and quackity will prepare food, corpse and dream will get decorations, wilbur and I will get gifts, and sapnap will sit in the bathtub and reflect.
sapnap: Ok
karl: i guess that works
corpse: Why r u going with wilbur
corpse: i mean
corpse: i mean like don’t u wanna go with dream or smth ? idk
Wilbur: 🦧🌟☺️
corpse: shut up
Wilbur: I didmt say anything
george: Honestly I rather go with anybody other than Wilbur but he says he knows the best place to get gifts for really cheap ❤️ now GO GO GO!!! Lets speedrun christmas 😊
22.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted:
Cant find a single turkey in this grocery store
at 16:53 • 24/12/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 24 December 2021: that’s a clothing store quackity that’s nor even a
karl @karljacobs replied on 24 December 2021: IS THIS A STOCK IMAGE?
karl: Quackity what r u doing where are u
quackity: idk sorry@ive been spending too much time with wilbir
karl: ??!
karl: we don’t have time for this.
karl: have u found a turkey?
quackity: I cant find a single one the grocery stores are all out on Christmas eve
quackity: anyways i got 7 rotisserie chickens instead
karl: that works. ive got all the ingredients for a gravy and potatos etc
karl: great this is going well
karl: btw this is off topic and stuff but
karl: do you by any chance think Bad body halo is cheating on my mother? Bc i’m almost 85% certain he is.
quackity: Jesus christ karl its christmas eve do u rly have to do this u literally always talk abt unimportant stuff
karl: sorry
quackity: 
karl: id dint even misspell it
23.
dream: Hey C dog
corpse: dont call me that
dream: sorry i just thought karl had a nickname and as do the rest of us so maybe u should too
corpse: what’s ur nickname ?
dream: biggest dog, cool champ, the dreamer, big muscles guy guy with nice hair, tall dude, etc
corpse: No one has called u those things ever in their lives
dream: well mayne if i say it enlugh george will call me it one day ANYWAYS how are u on decorations
corpse: I found some leaves and aluminium foil on the ground hows that
dream: ??? that’s terrible wtf its been an hour how do u have nothing
corpse: Idk i was going towards the decorations store but then tommy released the trailer for his upcoming film titled The Mission to ruin Dreams life and i got distracted
dream: mission to What?
corpse: have u made any progress
dream: Yes lots. I found this tall sophomore on the streets holding a box full of decorations so I tripped him and he fell onto the snow and i picked up the box and ran lol
dream: i’m so good at this 😎
corpse: WTF Dream that is a horrible thing to do
dream: i will go to any extents for george
dream: we need to speedrun this christmas stuff fast it’s already 4 pm
corpse: Ur not “good” at this you’re cheating
dream: Wow... Are u srsly accusing me of cheating in this speedrun?
dream: in this christmas speedrun ur accusing me of? Using hacks? And cheating? Is that what ur doing ?
corpse: i feel like ur making a reference to something but idk what it is and im not gonna ask. is that kid you pushed okay?
dream: i dont know i ran away before he got up
Ranboo @itsranboo tweeted: some man just pushed me into the snow and stole my christmas decorations 😭 like actually feeling like i live in the town from the grinch movie cus WTF at 17:16 • 24/12/2021
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 24 December 2021: it’s called Whoville.
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 24 December 2021: Maybe that man was going through something. You shouldn’t put people down. Now come to the studio so we can finish recording this song for why Dream fucking sucks
24.
Wilbur: where are u george. i finished robbing the macy’s
Wilbur: Hello?
Wilbur: where did u go
Wilbur: Short people are so hard to find 😣
Wilbur: should i rob a target
Wilbur: Bello?
Wilbur: ummm
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Ruh Roh... 😟 at 17:19 • 24/12/2021
25.
karl: quackity and i are done preparing for tomorrow’s meal! we’ll have a big christmas lunch. as for tonight we’ll have some ramen.
corpse: sounds good to me. Dream and i decorated ur apartment and even got a christmas tree it looks good
karl: thats not a christmas tree its a weed plant with some ornaments on it :/
corpse: Not if we put a star on it. Now its a Weedmas tree Lollllz
karl: ?
corpse: i smoked some of it srory
quackity: im ngl i’m kinda glad george made us do this. I was pretty bummed abt not being able to go home but now i feel better
karl: Yep same :) i’m excited for tomorrow it’ll be fun! we can have rum and hot chocolate and watch the home alone movies after lunch
corpse: that sounds sooo great
dream: all thanks to my brilliant little rockstar who organized all this
BadBoyHalo: Ur well come ❤️
dream: obviously i was referring to george
Wilbur: Hello Everybody. I have gotten gifts for you all
Wilbur: also i stole this guys clothes from the mall Heehee
karl: what why?
Wilbur: because he was wearing silly clothes. Big red jacket and red pants with white lining and a fake white beard and a hat xD
quackity: Oh my go you stole clothes from a Mall santa?? What id wrong with u
Wilbur: I wanted it.
Wilbur: Anyways there is a slight little problem
corpse: what did you do now
26.
Wilbur: Nothing i just accidentally let one of the wolves free :( he could be anywhere terrorizing people of this city. Also george is missing
dream: oh no the wolf could really hurt some
dream: wait
dream: What?
karl: oh god Wilbur please say ur joking
Wilbur: I am not :) He is gone. IDK where he is. I cannot find
corpse: wjys the house shaking
karl: dreams is vibrating at a high frequency his eyes are turning red
karl: oh god
quackity: all our glassware just shattered into bits
dream: WHATDO UOU MEAN HES MISSING???
Wilbur: well one second he was there and another second i robbed a target and the third second he was not there and i cnat find him
dream: i mgonongi goiao goa og ajresr sodf sodf sodg osiurt skdfj sf
karl: lets calm down a little. George is a grown man im sure hes fine
dream: NO HES A LITTLE KITTY CAT AND BES MISSING😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
corpse: Can someone hit him over the head again
sapnap: I’m on it ill smash this table over his head
karl: SAPNAP STOP
karl: wilbur have u looked everywhere?
Wilbur: If by “everywhere” you mean each part of the mall and under every car in the parking lot then yes.
quackity: ?
dream: im goeing to throw up george isntRespomding to my texts
karl: Dream pls chill and stop punching Sapnap out of anxiety. George has probably just lost his phone
quackity: or died
karl: Maybe he ran out of battery
quackity: or dead
karl: i’m sure he’s on his way back
quackity: to hell
karl: STOP IT
27.
karl: wilbur can u plz tell us what happened? wdym he’s missing
Wilbur: Me and george were shopping / stealing and getting gifts for all of You. i wasAn aisle behind george when some man came up to him and they started talking and conversating. then He disappeared. Hope this helps!
corpse: Conversating isnt a word just say conversing
dream: HOW IS THAT WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO FOCUS ON
dream: what Man???
Wilbur: Don’t know. he wssnt from our university
dream: i’m actually freakinf out like what if he’s not ok
BadBoyHalo: That wluld ruin Christmas 😢
dream: Shut the fuck up BBH.
BadBoyHalo: Someones gonna end up on Santas naughty list 😒
dream: I DONT CARE
george: Hello
quackity: GEORGE
karl: GEORGEEE ARE U OK??
george: Everyone i’m fine!
dream: oh baby thank god ur ok❤️ i got so worried
george: Lol don’t worry abt me. i met a friend and got coffee with him.
quackity: i thought you didn’t like coffee
george: Pretty sure I’ll be home soon :)
karl: ok george we’ll have dinner ready for u when ur back ❤️ glad ur ok
dream: Ur an idiot for worrying all of us Wilbur.
Wilbur: 😞
28.
karl @karljacobs tweeted: George isn’t back home for Dinner and Sapnap is eating his share of ramen :( at 22:45 • 24/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 24 December 2021: Communism moment
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 24 December 2021: thid is actually more of a capitalism moment
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity123 on 24 December 2021: Joe mama 💀
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: george knows other men 😭 i feel physically sick. When will he come home at 22:47 • 24/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 24 December 2021: Neverrrrrrr 😎😎😎you will live in misery for eternity YASSSS
corpse @corpse67 replied on 24 December 2021: Chill out bro he’ll be home soon just stop taking ur frustration out on sapnap
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: Dream jist locked me in the closet #HarryPotterMoment #IAmHarryPotter #DreamIsHagrid #MyLifeSucks at 22:48 • 24/12/2021
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 24 December 2021: Have u ever seen/watched Harry Potter?
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @tubbo__ on 24 December 2021: No
29.
Wilbur: it is almost midnight which means it is almost Christmas.
dream: George where are you 😣 we’ve set up the whole house and we were planning on opening the presents at midnight. We even started a fire
karl: what ?? we dont have a fire place
corpse: we started a fire by setting sapnaps clothes ablaze
sapnap: Now I have to wear the Santa clothes Wilbur stole 😭 leave me alome
dream: No
sapnap: well then Santa this cock
karl: that one doesn’t even make sense
sapnap: deez balls don’t make sense
sapnap: these nuts on santa
sapnap: christmas these balls
karl: Are u rly getting therapy
sapnap: no
dream: GEORGE PLS SAY SMTH :(
george: Hello Dream
george: I am fine. I will be spending the night at my friends place
dream: what?? Who is this friend?
george: Luke Hemmings
dream: why’re u spending the night there? It isnt snowing anymore i can come pick u up
george: No it’s fine. Don’t come here.
george: Where are u guys?
dream: All of us are at ur apartment
george: Ok :)
karl: where are u ?
george: I’m at
george: Near campus
george: i have to go bye
quackity: alright...
30.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Something is up. at 23:04 • 24/12/2021
dream: hey guys it’s dream
dream: i made this gc but without george and only with ppl who will be able to help me
karl: Whys sapnap here
dream: I’m part of the group now big boy
karl: jts big dog
dream: something is up with georges texts
quackity: omg i thought i was the only one who felt that way.
dream: i yhink hes cheatinf@on me
31.
dream: i yhink hes cheatinf@on me
sapnap: been there.
quackity: no u havent ur the one who cheated
sapnap: allegedly...
quackity: not allegedly it was literally proven OMG ok everyone ignore sapnap
dream: why is george staying the night at this random guys place :(
karl: im sure hes not cheating on u dream george loves u a lot... and hes not the type to cheat, he knows how horrible that can feel first hand
sapnap: rly how
sapnap: rly how
karl: You srsly need to be quiet
sapnap: Ok
dream: idk what if george is upset with me?
dream: maybe he thinks im not doing enough for him... I should have gone with him to London for the holidays...
karl: im sure he didn’t expect that from u dream. he knew u couldn’t travel since ur passport got shredded in a shredder by tommy during day 10 of his 12 Days of Vlogmas
corpse: besides you do WAY more than enough like u do TOO much
dream: no@ i don’t FUCK
dream: i jjust freaked out and bought a 8 feet tall teddy bear for him from amazon
quackity: why would he want that
dream: ur right ur rigkt
corpse: dream just relax
dream: i csnt i love him so much i hope he’s not mad at me 😭😭😭💔 i judt wire transferred him 5000 dollars on paypal
karl: WHAT WHY?
dream: so he can buy whatever he wants on amazon. Tbh that was really crazy and insane of me sorry im freakig out
quackity: dude srsly chill 😭 He really loves you a lot trust me. He might not be as much of a simp as u are but he’s had like 45 boyfriends in the past and you’ve been the one he’s gushed over the most
dream: he told me he only had 35 boyfriends...
quackity: He must’ve forgotten the 10 member all-male acapella group he dated at the same time in the 2nd year of college
dream: i guess ur right quackity i trust him a lot and i love him so much but who is this luke guy?? Whys george being so secretive
karl: the name sounds so familiar too...
32. 😦
Wilbur: Luke Hommings is the lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer
Wilbur: Hemmings
karl: ooh yeah that’s why
quackity: hold on
quackity: i dont think george is cheating on dream or anything i think he may be calling for help
karl: What???
dream: what’re you talking abt
quackity: 5 S-O-S ??? plus the fact that he said he was getting coffee when he hates it?
quackity: Also read his older msgs i think he was spelling smthg out for us
quackity: Look
quackity: 
quackity: ITS SPELLING OUT HELP!
sapnap: crunchy ass screenshot 💀
quackity: how is THAT what ur focusing on
33.
dream: oh my hof WHATTTT???
dream: fuck ur right the texts don’t even seem like him? how did i not figure this out myself
dream: he said “Hello Dream” instead of hello daddy dream or smth :(
quackity: i don’t think he’s ever called u that
corpse: Yeah u def made that one up
karl: ^^ this i’ve never heard him say it
dream: OKAY WHATBEVER CAN WE GET BACK TO GEORGE???
quackity: he just tweeted
george @george404 tweeted: I loVE BEing with friENds Together At Kristmas Eve Night FOR having QUESTs of fun I dONt thINk Gifts AND maTerialism is tHE point Y of christmAs. it’s fRiEndship and TRAding stoCKINGs full of love.MY PHONE at 02:05 • 24/12/2021
quackity: holy shit
sapnap: wow georges tweet is so nice and addressing the true meaning of christmas <3 too bad he misspelt christmas the first time ahah
quackity: Sapnap there’s clearly a coded message in there..
Wilbur: “i lo ing with frids ogether t ristmas ve ight having s of fun i dt thk ifts maerialism is t point of christms. it’s findship and love”
Wilbur: now what does THAT mean:(
quackity: WHY WPULD YOU LOOK AT THE LOWERCASE LETTERS
karl: “IVE BEEN TAKEN FOR QUESTIONING AND THEY ARE TRACKING MY PHONE”
34.
karl: “IVE BEEN TAKEN FOR QUESTIONING AND THEY ARE TRACKING MY PHONE”
dream: Questioning?? What??
dream: whyre they tracking his phone? ?? who is he with???
dream: i’m so confused oh my god and i’m worried i’m worried and i’m confused and i’m gogna bang sapnaps head against the wall
sapnap: Unnecessary.
quackity: ok clearly SOMETHINGS going on with George and he is not ok. we just have to play safe and talk to him without alerting whoever is tracking his phone... so far he’s sent us clues and hints now let’s be cautious
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: ARE YOU OKAY ??? @George404 at 02:14 • 24/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 24 December 2021: ? what’s going on
corpse @corpse67 replied on 24 December 2021: Umm
karl @karljacobs replied on 24 December 2021: WHAT TBE HELL IS WRONG WITH U DELETEEE 😭😭😭
35.
dream: sapnap u stupid freaking idiot how was that playing it safe
sapnap: Sorry. where i go trouble follows
corpse: u suck man. for real
sapnap: So does ur mama 😎
dream: Ok whatever he deleted the tweet. atleast now george will know we know and send us more clues.
Wilbur: Wow this is so cool... We’re solving mysteries and crimes... We’re like the Avengers rn. I’m captain america karl is Hulk sapnap is Ant man. Corpse is bucky
dream: i’m iron man
quackity: i’m iron man
Wilbur: Dream yoy are like batman 🌟
quackity: wilbur srsly WHAT are u talking abt the avengers didn’t even solve mysteries
Wilbur: Ok whatever we r like scooby doo gang and george is like scooby doo :(
karl: Why would george be scooby doo
Wilbur: “scooby dooby doo where are u”
corpse: Have i just been hanging out with wilbur too much or is all of this making sense
quackity: You’re just high
dream: CAN WE FOCUSSSS?????
36.
george @george404 tweeted: They work for the Lie at 02:23 • 24/12/2021
karl: georges recent tweet oh godd what does that even mean 😣
corpse: “the Lie”... How do we decode this
dream: maybe he’s making a reference to something??
quackity: I don’t think so Dream. You’re wrong
dream: u don’t know that :/
quackity: yes i do i’m like the smartest one here. This is why i’m the iron man 💀
dream: CAN WE MOVE ON FROM THST???
sapnap: Dream is like the Hulk actually cus he’s Green with anxiety rn 😂
karl: Dream stop chasing Sapnap with a bat and let’s refocus :(
quackity: Look we need to get into Georges mind to decode this. so let’s be dumb
dream: George jsnt dumb...
karl: actually quackity might be right... george isnt the smartest guy in the world so we need to decode his texts in His way
karl: Lie... aka Deceit.. aka Fraud... Tax fraud? aka Cheating..
dream: SAPNAP!!!! HES REFERRING TO SAPNAP LETS ALL ROLL HIM IN THE CARPET AND TOSS HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
sapnap: I DIDDNT DO ANYTHUNG
karl: ok clearly none of us know what georges tweet is talking abt
corpse: Karl ur suchhhh a hawkeye
quackity: omg yeah
Wilbur: That fitsss
karl: ?
dream: srsly guys how do we help george i’m freaking out i love him so much and if he gets hurt i’ll kill everyone and then myself
quackity: He just tweeted smth... i don’t think you’ll wanna see it Dream
37.
george @george404 tweeted: i hate dream at 02:32 • 24/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 24 December 2021: WHAT
To be continued…
38.
dream: i’m gonna throw up
dream: i’m done
dream: it’s over
dream: george Hates me
dream: im gonna bury myself into the snow
sapnap: Dream you can’t bury yourself alive
sapnap: alone. Let me help
quackity: dream this HAS to be another code. hes saying things to get our attention clearly
karl: I hate dream... hmmm that sounds familiar
corpse: i say it every day
dream: not the time corpse also WHY r u hitting a bong rn.
corpse: to feel something
quackity: You know who else hates dream and says it every day.....
sapnap: Yo mama
quackity: what is ur problem like seriously
dream: who ??
dream: wait
dream: OHHHH
karl: TOMMY?!!
Wilbur: The tank engine?
karl: what? that’s Thomas
Wilbur: thomas and jerry
karl: No
dream: Tommy must be a clue in finding george. let’s msg him
39.
tommy ☑️ @tommy tweeted:
Just got casted to play the next spiderman. Crazy stuff
at 16:11 • 24/12/2021
900K retweets 3.0M likes
quacky @quackity123 replied on 24 December 2021: WE NEED UR HELP
tommy ☑️ @tommy replying to @quackity123 on 24 December 2021: Here come the fanboys 😒
quackity: omg really
dream: WE DONT WANT THAT
corpse: Well now lets not be rash
dream: we need ur help tommy.
dream: Do u know smthg about George? Like his whereabouts...?
40.
quackity: WHAT
dream: IS HE OK!??
dream: I KNEW IT. you kidnapped him to get back at me. When i find u Tommy i will feed u to wolves
Wilbur: wouldnt say that if i were u.
dream: GEORGE?
quackity: ?
dream: sounds familiar
karl: We know who u are george are u ok???
dream: why are u with t0mm¥
dream: i need to be WHAT?
quackity: what station??
dream: whos they???
41.
dream: tommy needs to be deplatformed
dream: sorry that was a bit much. Pls give george the phone back
dream: you csnt report on imessage
corpse: u just have new phones lying around?
Wilbur: i have thrt
sapnap: Bye tommy
42.
george: hello guys its me George on a new phone
quackity: how do we know this is u? Say something only you would know
george: something only you would know
quackity: no i meant tell us something that
quackity: yk what nvm that proved it actually
karl: how are u george what happened?? Plz tell us quickly bc dream just lined up another 5 shots of peptobismol
george: dream my little pumpkin puppy boy i’m ok :(
corpse: this is definitely george
dream: Thank god... ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
george: i’m fine now i’m omw back to the apartment.
george: that was the scariest experience of my life thank gosh u guys decoded my messages and figured out i was asking for help
quackity: actually we couldnt decode one of them what did u mean by ‘they work for the Lie’
george: this man came up to me at the Target wilbur was robbing and he worked for the the lie :(
corpse: ?
george: his badge said FIB. A big lie i assume :( i might have misread it
quackity: Gosh that makes a lot more sense yes the man worked for the Federal Bureau of Investigation
dream: why the hell were they after you? On christmas eve too?
43.
george: i dont know but i saw them put a little thingy into my phone and my msgs started popping up on their screen so i had to be very careful... the man who was questioning me was named Luke something. Idk he said to call him Puns
george: but the name Luke reminded me of the singer from 5seconds of summer so I decided to send the name Luke Hemmings to send a secret message
karl: that was actually rly smart of you george. We understood u were trying to send out an SOS bc of that
george: What? No i sent that bc i was trying to tell you thar i’m 5 miles away from the apartment
quackity: ....
george: but whatever u figured out worked too
dream: what did they say to u baby i can take the FBI
corpse: no u cant
dream: ican Try
george: Punz started asking me questions abt Wilbur :( he said i must know where wilbur is and i should give him up bc wilbur is a wanted war criminal in 150 countries
george: but i strated crying and shaking and screaming abt not being able to have a fun christmas and i guess they gave up and let me go
george: then i ran out and destroyed my phone and found tommy filming a music video and he helped me :) im almost back home. This day has been so scary
Wilbur: Oh my goodness...
dream: Wilbur look what u did :/
Wilbur: Ims ooo sorry im so soorry :(
george: it’s okay it’s not midnight yet. I’ll come home and lets enjoy Christmas
karl: i’m glad ur safe george
karl: let’s... talk abt this later.
44.
george @george404 tweeted: Merry Christmas!!! This morning has been so fun we all opened presents near the tree in our pyjamas and then had hot cocoa!! Now Karl and Quackity are making lunch 😊 at 16:43 • 25/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 25 December 2021: I’ve raised the little muffins well❤️
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 25 December 2021: You didkt raise us you were absent the entirety of my childhood
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 25 December 2021: Can we make up for the time we lost? Can we undo our wrongs? Our the sins we commit a part of us forever, or do we get to atone?
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: Day 3 of being #Trapped in this #HellHole. When will I escape? at 16:45 • 25/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 25 December 2021: You literally came here willingly you could go back to your own apartment at any time the blizzard stopped ages ago literally none of us want you here
45.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Christmas Lunch was soo fun especially the tasty brownies Corpse made. They made me get such a sugar rush i was reciting Plato’s Republic to George in rap form at 17:05 • 25/12/2021
george @george404 replied on 25 December 2021: i dod not understand a word 😘
quacky @quackity123 replied on 25 December 2021: Ummm that wasn’t a sugar rush
corpse @corpse67 replied on 25 December 2021: YOU WERENT MEANT TO EAT THOSE BROWNIES
karl @karljacobs tweeted: Today is so fun except the awkward silences whenever Wilbur speaks... How do we move past what happened last night 😣 at 17:07 • 25/12/2021
46.
corpse: where are you Wilbur
karl: i rly think we should all sit down and talk abt what happened last night... ik its christmas and we should be celebrating but ummm do we just move on from the fact that George got questioned by the FBI for knowing Wilbur
Wilbur: iAm a mistake
Wilbur: I am causing problems.
Wilbur: so I have run away to Disney tobecome goofy
dream: Really?
Wilbur: No it would be crazy to repeat a plot line like that
Wilbur: I am just hiding in the oven. PLS DONT TURN IT ON
quackity: WTF i put a potato in there to bake it
Wilbur: I have eaten the potato
quackity: IT WAS RAW
george: Karl you’re right. It’s time to address the Turkey in the room :(
karl: dont u mean elephant
george: no I mean the literal turkey that is in our living room
Wilbur: ohhh that’s my gift for myself i stole it from the zoo 😎
corpse: is that the noise i’ve been hearing
Wilbur: Yas
karl: You brought a live turkey into our home????
Wilbur: he has a name...its MacDonald
Wilbur: inspired from the song old MacDonald had a farm eyeyeyeyo
sapnap: why is the Turkey named old macdonald
Wilbur: the turkey owns the farm
sapnap: why the FUCK would a turkey own the farm
Wilbur: they never specified if old macdonald was a human or animal. Like in the george orwell novel “animal farm” where the animals on the farm are sentient beings
sapnap: that book was a political allegory for communist russia not about a turkey owning a farm you stupid fuck
corpse: sapnap just leave it please
sapnap: turkey deez nuts
47.
george: let’s refocus. the FBI went after ME to get to you... did u know abt this wilbur?
Wilbur: Honestly i did not. I knew the Fbi ppl were after me after my 36th successful jailbreak and because I manipulated the stock market and caused major corporations to lose millions of dollars
corpse: what
Wilbur: but I didnt think they would go through u guys. Am very sorry
george: It’s ok.
dream: No its not u put him in danger. All in favor for kicking wilbur out of our home and into the snow say 1
sapnap: 1
Wilbur: nononono no please plzz
george: Relax dream i’m ok... all the fbi officer Punz did was question me I wasn’t hurt. He just stopped me at the mall and told me to come with him. Most of his questions were abt my friendship with Wilbur
quackity: how did they find u?
george: No clue :(
corpse: they probably found out from ur twitter cus u idiots livetweet everything u do
dream: no we dont
corpse: Sapnap is LITERALLY livetweeting this very convo
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: And then dream was like ‘no we dont’ and corpse was like ‘sapnap is literally livetweeting this very convo’ LMAO at 17:22 • 25/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 25 December 2021: Hahaha. awesome 😊
quacky @quackity123 replied on 25 December 2021: STOP
48.
dream: sapnap STOP.
sapnap: 😑
george: i didn’t livetweet anything corpse
sapnap: I only started livetweeting this morning cuz I want to share all of ur business with the world and give u no privacy etc.
quackity: thats rly weird... nobody but the people in this apartment knew u were at the mall...
george: Oh... :( thats odd. Anyways who wants to play Monopoly by the fire
dream: meee
quackity: George wait
quackity: if only the ppl in this apartment knew u and wilbur were at the mall then surely somebody from here ratted ur location out to the FBI??
dream: holy shit i didn’t even realise.... so this means
Wilbur: somebody among us is the imposter 😭😭😭
corpse: ? not the right time for game references wilbur :/
Wilbur: What game
dream: NO HES RIGHT
dream: Nobody but us knew he and wilbur were shopping at the mall, which means Somebody within us ratted Georges location out to the FBI! Its the only logical explanation.
49.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: DAMN THE HOUSE GOT RLY QUIET FOR ONCE... at 17:31 • 25/12/2021
karl @karljacobs tweeted: Omfg everyones eyeing each other.. this is not good. at 17:32 • 25/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: I suspect everyone in this apartment rn. at 17:32 • 25/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: Just ate some cheese at 17:32 • 25/12/2021
50.
dream: seriously which one of u did it? U put george in danger.
corpse: no offense dream but how do we know it wasnt u? Maybe u wanted wilbur out of our lives so ur george could be safe
karl: Alright lets not point fingers
Wilbur: i thonk its karl..
karl: How ?
Wilbur: You’ve always been the most sane and sensible one of the group. You would want someone crazy and reckless like me out
quackity: that makes sense actually
karl: NOW IM THE NORMAL ONE?
karl: and what doesnt make sense to me is that Quackitys the one who’s asked us to text the whole time to keep the noise low :/ almost like he WANTED all our info in message form so it could get tracked
quackity: are u serious? I’M the one who figured out smthg was up with george + i only asked us to text bc if we make too much noise our old lady neighbor downstairs starts complaining
george: our neighbor died WEEKS AGO
quackity: oh my god really
george: it definitely wasnt me who exposed wilbur. Yes i possibly could have made all this stuff up abt being questioned to make wilbur look bad and lead him to give himself up to the FBI but I’m not doing that :(
dream: i know ur not baby i believe u and i love u and you could never do anything wrong ever in ur life.
corpse: well now im suspicious of u too george :/ kinda convenient that u went through all of that but we dont have any evidence
quackity: Our downstairs neighbor Mrs Eileen was so wonderful to us she always got us cookies I can’t believe this I’m in shock
51.
george: i thought i was too dumb to come up with anything corpse... -_-
corpse: Maybe dream helped u set it up idk.... How well do we really know him
dream: WE’RE ROOMMATES
quackity: Did our neighbor even have a funeral
karl: ENOUGH
karl: guys STOP this is tearing us apart. All of us are sitting away from each other and texting instead of talking this through
karl: besides. All of us are friends and we’ve been through a lot together. You know who hasnt??
dream: SAPNAP!!!
karl: exactly!
sapnap: i wad doing card swipe
quackity: sapnap srsly. We know its u. You never liked wilbur from the start
Wilbur: Yes he’s been mad at me ever since the turkey started pecking away at his arm and fighting him and WINNING
sapnap: that started an hour ago and i’m not losing lol
corpse: The turkey has you in a chokehold
sapnap: Okwhatever cin one of u help me
dream: NO
sapnap: it wasn’t me. It COULDNT have been me because ive been here on another mission
sapnap: i recorded all the convo and video taped these events for a documentary film Tommys making on dream. Netflix bought the rights for it. i was too busy with all of that to call the FBI
dream: NETFLIX?
sapnap: but i still hate wilbur he die. And his stupid bird
corpse: Ok if it’s not sapnap then its one of us
corpse: and whoever it is... thats rly fucked up to do to wilbur
Wilbur: Awww
corpse: and our groupchat and friendship etc
quackity: well its not me
karl: its not me either
george: it isnt me or dream we r both innocent
corpse: me neither.
Wilbur: Someone’s lying 😑
Wilbur: this isnt funmy if the FBI catch me this time I will be put into a box and put on a ship and floated to Madagascar like they did to the animals from that Movie and that’s just.... sooooo Meannnn😭😭 😣😣😣
Every character is a suspect, but who did it?
52. Alibis
karl @karljacobs tweeted: This is so dumb. I have literally been prepping for a 7-person meal since the morning of Christmas eve... and tbh so has Quackity :| It was neither of us. at 18:15 • 25/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 25 December 2021: Yes exactly and we have an entire eaten meal and receipts to prove it
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: I DO have proof of being questioned by the FBI bc the Ponz puns pun guy literally works there. wilbur checked their database to confirm at 25/12/2021
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: Icb someone would even accuse me of possibly putting George in danger 😒 why would I not go to the FBI myself instead at 25/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: I dont have an alibi but it wasnt me i wouldn’t rat out wiolbur at 18:18 • 25/12/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 25 December 2021: I trust u ☺️ 🏳️🌈
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: I shouldve just stayed at home bruh that damn turkey just ate up my Yeezys 😭 Tommy set me up for real why am I being accused of conspiring with the FBI rn... at 18:19 • 25/12/2021
Who’s Alibi Do You Believe The Least? Choose Carefully…
[the mangoball author did a twitter poll here. idk how to embed it but ill figure something out -φ]
53.
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: merry morning after christmas. DETESTING the aura of the apartment rn... 😞 at 09:39 • 26/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: naur cus i tried making taurst this maurning and dream knaurked it out of my hand 😒 NAURT acceptable. at 09:41 • 26/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: this tweet is literally INCOMPREHENSIBLE. at 26 December 2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy tweeted: i’m saurry you have to endure this. at 26 December 2021
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: SJOP TALKING LIKE THIS at 26 December 2021
54.
george @george404 tweeted: omfg this is so awful. dream tried taking the TV remote but karl and quackity grabbed it and then started beating him with it :( at 09:45 • 26/12/2021
dream @dreamxd tweeted: i just got ratioed irl 😭 at 09:48 • 26/12/2021
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 26 December 2021: how does that happen
dream @dreamxd replying to @tubbo__ on 26 December 2021: basically i said something but corpse replied and more people laughed Wait why am i even replying to you 😒 ur co-producer of tommy’s podcast
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @dreamxd on 26 December 2021: i’m gonna be co producer of ur step brother soon LMAOOOO
55.
karl: guys this whole thing is ljterally tearing us apart
karl: and making us all awkward and mean to each other which is annoying cus all 7 of us LIVE TOGETHER
karl: plus the blizzard just came back so we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.
george: pls can we just resolve this... i hate when ppl fight 😞
sapnap: Here goes George playing victim
sapnap: ok
sapnap: sorru
sapnap: dream just body slammed me. my bad fr george imsorry
george: Awww dream ur so cute ☺️ 🥺🥺 who wants a treat for being a good doggy
dream: i’m a human man george
george: what if the treat is a kiss
corpse: why dod dream just bark 😒
quackity: ENOUGH OF UR FREAK SHOW
quackity: karl the only we can fix this if the Traitor who did this confesses.
Wilbur: Tbh if it was anyone else who did this to me i would be upset
Wilbur: but because it’s u guys its@even worse like i’ve already stolen all of ur guys’ kitchen appliances
56.
karl: ? stop
Wilbur: i cantttt 😭can u get out of ur bedroom so i can take ur laptop
karl: plsss i need it for an essay 😭😭
quackity: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
quackity: it’s obviously sapnap omfg
quackity: everyone thinks so.
dream: Rly... cus i’m starting to have my doubts abt Corpse and how he doesn’t have an alibi
dream: 
corpse: ?
Wilbur: whats / whos this.
dream: reaction pic to the general situation
dream: the rock
Wilbur: whos tht
dream: dwayne
Wilbur: ur saying different names.
corpse: dream WHY would u try making jokes rn our friend is being hunted by the FBI ?! now i think its YOU
dream: wowww nice way of diverting attention from what i said corpse.
sapnap: the girls are fighting 🙊
quackity: You are part of the girls
quackity: and you are also the lead suspect sapnap
sapnap: It’s not me u can ask Tommy 😞 he sent me here brooo why wpuld i wanna spend my christmas with u guys
karl: Cuz u don’t have friends ?
sapnap: did u really have to bring that up now it’s a rly sensitive topic for me and smth im dealing with in therapy and
57.
corpse: To be fair sapnap DID show me all his tapes of dream plus he did record confessionals of all of us saying what we hate about dream
george: thats what that was for?? I thought we were just chit chatting
dream: wth george u filmed a bit talking abt what u dislike abt me? :(
george: No noooo :( I thought sapnap meant what i dislike about the succession of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations that usually occur involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep aka the natural phenomena of dreams not You my green jingle ball
dream: awwww ok ❤️❤️
dream: well if it’s not sapnap then who could it be...
corpse: It isn’t me bc i wouldnt do that to wilbur
corpse: i believe corpse ☺️ 🦧
corpse: plus i was hunting for decorations w dream the whole time and buying weed off PM
quackity: i love that guy his prices are the best
dream: ?? whos PM
quackity: the local drug dealer. none of us rly know what his full name is but he’s this older guy who lives near campus. Might be tommy’s dad
karl: my mom dated him briefly
58.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: this is soooo confusing that’s IT. i’m entering Detective Dream mode... 🕵🏼 at 21:17 • 26/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 26 December 2021: what’s that emoji
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @quackity123 on 26 December 2021: Orangutan
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: dream just put on a top hat and monocle and he’s smoking a cigar like it Mr Monopoly at 21:19 • 26/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 26 December 2021: Actuallythe cigar is rly bad i cant stop coughing god its distusting
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 26 December 2021: I like the hat... 😉
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 26 December 2021: Never taking it off again
59.
Wilbur: whys dream printing pictures and putting them on a board and connecting them with red rope and drinking red bull and theorising stuff? :(
george: Arts project 😊
quackity: it isn’t an arts project george he’s using his so called detective skills to find out who did this to wilbur
george: Srry i’ve been zoned out starinf at that sexy hat
corpse: Why are we trusting Dream to do this 😑
dream: IM NOT A SUSPECT. i would never put george in danger i love him and would lay down on a broken bridge to let him walk over me to get to the other side
sapnap: Call him quick change cus that makes cents
quackity: Speak normal.
george: Dream have u come to any conclusions? the tension in this apartment is KILLING me....
corpse: What r u talking abt all of us playing Wii Sports together.
sapnap: whys the turkey playing 💀
sapnap: WHYS THE TURKEY WINNING
Wilbur: it knows how to maneuver a remote. just ignore it
quackity: HOW?
60.
dream: ok so Corpse and Sapnaps alibis check out...
dream: Karl n Quackitys receipts and phone trail show that they were indeed busy in the duration of the time George’s location was outed, so they’re out
dream: George’s thing checks out too, and while I am a little biased and don’t think our lovely Prince deserves to be suspected
quackity: go on
dream: no that’s it
dream: anyways i... don’t know why but it doesn’t seem to be any of us?
Wilbur: Oh thank goodness. All my friends love me. Thank you Dream the cream...
dream: ew wtf
Wilbur: George calls u such things all the time.
dream: yeah but it sounds rly weird when u say it
george: hes MY dream the cream green bean ham and eggs boy
dream: awww
quackity: i’m srsly gonna throw up
karl: so What?? it’s none of us? only the people in this apartment knew georges location
dream: i know it makes no sense
corpse: You know what I find weird
corpse: the person who leaked georges location should’ve known wilbur was there too right? they could’ve easily told the fbi WILBURS location to get him caught but instead just gave them georges
dream: Huh. almost like he wanted wilbur to find out he was going to be caught
sapnap: This is all so confusing. Who wants to roast the turkey over an open flame... 🔥
quackity: Oh my god wait
quackity: Karl what did u say???
karl: Huh
karl: Huh
quackity: You said only the people in this apartment knew of george and wilburs location
dream: yeah apartment and groupchat
quackity: GROUP CHAT
quackity: WE’VE BEEN TEXTING THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME
george: Ur right quackity. We r all severely attached to our technological devices and that is a problem we should openly talk about.
quackity: NO U FUCKINF IDIOT
dream: Theres an 8th person in this Gc..
61.
BadBoyHalo @BBH tweeted: Fuck at 00:51 • 26/12/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 26 December 2021: BAD BOY HALO????
quacky @quackity123 replied on 26 December 2021: COME ON THE GC RIGHT NOWWWW
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 26 December 2021: i am in shock...
62.
BadBoyHalo: Bit much innit love
BadBoyHalo: sorry I revert to a British accent when i getNervous
karl: You’re a real freak BBH. not only did you rat out our friend to the FBI but i’m also now 98% certain that you are cheating on my mother
Wilbur: Gosh karl can we focus on my thing? You always try to steal the spotlight.
karl: sprry
george: we caught u brown handed bad. Now TALK
BadBoyHalo: Okay fine. I will admit to my faults. I did it. I gave the FBI officer Punz the info about George’s location.
dream: why?? you made all of us stress and watched us run around in circles and accuse each other
corpse: u almost tore our friendship apart
quackity: Ok i mean Wilburs not that important i feel like all of us would’ve gone back to normal after he went to prison
dream: yeah for suree
george: i agree
karl: honestly i’m surprised wilbur hasn’t been caught already
Wilbur: What tbe hell guys
Wilbur: Bad boy halo why did u do this toMe? u want me to die? u want me to suffer? U want me to scream and shout.
Wilbur: Whyre u conspiring w the FBI... 😞
BadBoyHalo: I did it to protect you.
Wilbur: What?
BadBoyHalo: Wilbur you are like a son to me
quackity: clarify on the ‘like a’ part
BadBoyHalo: Yoy have to understand. I will tell you all everything. I’m sorry I ruined your Christmas days
63.
BadBoyHalo: Wilbur the FBI people were planning to get to you New Year’s Eve. I gave them a tip that a friend of yours who knows your whereabouts was at the mall and could lead them to you. I thought you would see the FBI people and run away.
BadBoyHalo: But I forgot that you care abt George’s safety like a good Muffin pop and went back to your friends.
BadBoyHalo: The New Years raid on you would have been even worse... and international organizations were getting involved. I didn’t want to tell you directly because I didn’t want you all to know
Wilbur: Oh my gosh... You were tryinf to protect me 😢
dream: this doesn’t make sense... why leak georges info why not mine or corpse’s
BadBoyHalo: I saw that George cares a lot about Christmas... So of course he would start crying at the FBI place and be of no help 😊 And just like I predicted, he was completely useless.
george: ❤️ glad i couled be of assistance.
quackity: i don’t get it how do u know all this info ab the inner workings of the FBI? how did u send them a tip?
BadBoyHalo: Oh. Well. Let’s just say somebody I know works in the FBI...
FBI @FBI tweeted: That’s the last time I do any stupid ass favors for my dad. at 22:11 • 26/12/2021
FBI @FBI replied on 26 December 2021: omg wrong account 😭
64.
Wilbur: Bad boy, thank you. I understand now that I will be caught and have plenty of time to hatch an escape route. Love you ❤️
karl: I didn’t realize wilbur and bad boy hola were this close
BadBoyHalo: Well we aren’t but I would do anything for anybody especially some of my sons’ friends 😊
BadBoyHalo: But also I had to keep the FBI distracted
dream: distracted from what?
BadBoyHalo: from finding out that I’m an underground Irish mafia leader etc
quackity: ETC?
corpse: wilbur just dove out of the window in perfect swimmers posture and into the snow now hes running away. im in shock this apartment is on the 13th floor how didHe not die
Wilbur: I am made of stone
quackity: can we touch back on the mafia leader thing.
BadBoyHalo: I’m sorry I made you all go through such turmoil. Please find it in you to forgive me.
george: well.. It IS christmas so maybe we will <3 jist dont do it againnn
karl: how are u guys taking this lightly he literally snitched on Wilbur and put you under questioning and got our groupchat tracked. Plus hes apparently an underground mafia leader
65.
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Hello everyone. I know it has been days since my disappearance. I am okay. I ran to sea and stole a boat and set sail. I will be back I don’t know when. Do not tell the #AmericanGovernment of my #Whereabouts at 03:42 • 02/01/2022
dream @dreamxd replied on 02 January 2022: ur literally tweeting abt it
george @george404 replied on 02 January 2022: New year’s night would’ve been way more fun with u wilbur😢❤️
corpse @corpse67 replied on 02 January 2022: 🦧
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: So glad wilburs gone cus i ate that damn turkey 😭💀 at 03:44 • 02/01/2022
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 02 January 2022: What??? did u really? Macdonald was my friend.
quacky @quackity123 replying to @wilbursoot on 02 January 2022: he didn’t in fact macdonald tried to eat him and he’s been in fhe ICU since December 28th
66.
karl @karljacobs tweeted: The holidays were so much fun to spend with the boys. at 03:47 • 02/01/2022
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 02 January 2022: 😊❤️glad to hear it
karl @karljacobs replying to @BBH on 02 January 2022: fuck you for cheating on my mother.
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @karljacobs on 02 January 2022: Goodness. It isn’t what it seems like.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted:
Karl when he finds out his mother and Bad boy halo are in a polyamorous relationship and both have a new girlfriend
at 03:49 • 02/01/2022
karl @karljacobs replied on 02 January 2022: WHAT????
quacky @quackity123 replying to @karljacobs on 02 January 2022: yeah dad wantef me to tell u but i didn’t know how to say it
karl @karljacobs replying to @quackity123 on 02 January 2022: SO U CHOSE FO DO IT LIKE THIS?!
karl @karljacobs tweeted: I am so confused right now at 03:51 • 02/01/2022
quacky @quackity123 replied on 02 January 2022: BBH isn’t cheating and ur mom is bisexual. GROW UP
karl @karljacobs replying to @quackity123 on 02 January 2022: and they’re both with a woman named Susan i mean what even...
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @karljacobs on 02 January 2022: Lol that’s my moms name. crazy coincidence
67.
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: I have just learned the most shocking news from mother at 03:53 • 02/01/2022
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 02 January 2022: welcome to the family 😊
68.
tommy ☑️ @tommy tweeted: Check out my Christmas Album TommyMas 2021 ft. Tubbo, Ranboo, Bad boy halo, etc. Stream #DreamShouldBeBuriedAlive on all platforms! at 04:00 • 02/01/2022 1.0M retweets 4.0M likes
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 02 January 2022: Loved track 7 with the Ariana feature 😊
tommy ☑️ @tommy tweeted: Check out my Christmas Album TommyMas 2021 ft. Tubbo, Ranboo, Bad boy halo, etc. Stream #DreamShouldBeBuriedAlive on all platforms! at 04:00 • 02/01/2022 1.0M retweets 4.0M likes
george @george404 replied on 02 January 2022: Cant stop looping track 5
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 02 January 2022: ?
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 02 January 2022: It had a taylor swift feature sorry 🥺
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Tommy is literally ruining my relationship at 04:03 • 02/01/2022
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 02 January 2022: Your life next bitch #Ratioed 0 quote tweets 250K retweets 500K likes
dream @dreamxd tweeted: WTF Tommy just turned a picture of my license into an NFT 😭😭😭 at 04:04 • 02/01/2022
69.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: We spent new years eve getting so drunk that we played Dance Dance Revolution the whole night lol. Dream and george played spin the bottle but only with each other and there wasn’t a bottle at 03:58 • 02/01/2022
dream @dreamxd replied on 02 January 2022: and you cried for some reason even before we had a single drink
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 02 January 2022: Delete this please.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: These holidays had everything. A tree, a christmas lunch, presents, stolen decorations, a harbored fugitive, lots of snow, hot cocoa, being on an FBI watchlist, sapnap dressed as santa, a turkey, and more. at 03:55 • 02/01/2022
dream @dreamxd replied on 02 January 2022: Despite all the insanity, i’d do it all over again if means I could spend it with my George...
george @george404 replied on 02 January 2022: i love u so much dream droom boom boom 😣❤️❤️❤️❤️
The Christmasy End 🌟