Between the dates of November 28 and December 3 2021, Twitter user @mangobaII posted a truly wild ?minecraft streamer RPF?, in the medium of screenshots posted to Twitter.
In February 2022, I transcribed the whole thing so I could make a copypastable version. This is that version.
Original thread on Twitter and on Thread Reader App
Signed, φ
Cheater, Cheater
↳ a DNF socmed fanfic AU
George is heartbroken when his boyfriend, Sapnap, cheats on him. What he doesn’t expect is to start falling for the guy he got cheated on with.
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: i love George ❤️ at 23:16 • 28/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 28 November 2021: heyy last night was awesome 😉 whos george lol is that ur cat
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 28 November 2021: I’M GEORGE WHO ARE YOU??
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Ummmmm fuck am i a homewrecker now at 23:18 • 28/11/2021
george @george404 replied on 28 November 2021: Yes??? fuck u
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: well sapnap is definitely on some serious hard meth to cheat on someone as cute as u... I’m Dream btw 😊
Tags: slight Snf, slight Dreamnap, nsfw.
don’t take it seriously i love all members of dream team ❤️ this is just fiction! [First slide was a preview Btw!]
1. the TL
george @george404 tweeted:
me and my onglydoople skrunky from our first date 🥺
at 21:18 • 28/11/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 28 november 2021: Your what?
george @george404 replying to @s4pnap on 28 november 2021: jts my nickname for u❤️
george @george404 tweeted:
coffee date w my soulmate @s4pnap
at 20:53 • 28/11/2021
58 likes
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @george404 on 28 November 2021: love u baby ❤️
dream @dreamxd tweeted: this college i transferred to sucksss it’s so boring here at 20:56 • 28/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 28 November 2021: maybe it’s bc you’re always in ur room and never go out
dream @dreamxd replying to @corpse67 on 28 November 2021: shut up and leave me alone
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 28 November 2021: Okay girl fuck you, stay upset. I hope your day gets worse actually
dream @dreamxd replying to @corpse67 on 28 November 2021: Do u wanna go clubbing with me
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 28 November 2021: Yeah
2.
george: hiiii honey
george: free 2nite? my roomies are out so the apartment is free... 🥰
sapnap: Hey
sapnap: I’m busy tonight srry
george: that’s ok ❤️
sapnap: i’ll come over tomorrow k 😉
george: sounds good!! see u then :) i love u
sapnap: ❤️
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: Its embarrassing how excited i still get for date nights like does the honeymoon phase ever go away.... at 21:04 • 28/11/2021
quackity @quackity replying to @georgePriv on 28 November 2021: I hope it goes away quickly bc i can hear you twirling ur hair and kicking ur feet from the other room
gogy @georgePriv replying to @quackity on 28 November 2021: sorry i’m in love with my soulmate and the future father of my children...?
quackity @quackity replying to @georgePriv on 28 November 2021: havent u been dating for like 3 months
3.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: This guy ive been dancing w all night wearing the white bandana is cute as fuck ngl.... Like why do i kinda want him rn at 21:07 • 28/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 28 November 2021: he’s totally hitting on u brother
dream @dreamxd replying to @corpse67 on 28 November 2021: i m not ur brother
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 28 November 2021: i hope he throws up on u
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: sapnap is soooo cute i wonder what he’s up to rn ^_^ at 21:20 • 28/11/2021
dream @dreamxd tweeted: I’m totally getting it on w this white bandana guy 😎😎😎 at 21:21 • 28/11/2021
4.
karl @karljacobs tweeted: No fucking way..... at 21:24 • 28/11/2021
quackity @quackity replying to @karljacobs on 28 November 2021: what happened
karl @karljacobs tweeted: I actually can’t fucking believe what i just saw. at 21:26 • 28/11/2021
george @george404 replying to @karljacobs on 28 November 2021: omg what’s the drama...
karl @karljacobs replying to @george404 on 28 November 2021: dm me ASAP
5.
george: Hey karl what’s up big dog
karl: we don’t call each other that
george: sorry i was tryinf something new
karl: listen george
karl: idk how to say this
karl: i’m at the club near campus and
karl: i’m so sorry
karl: but i just saw sapnap making out w a guy... i’m pretty sure they just went into the bathroom to hook up
george: What?
george: what
george: wait
george: You’re lying lol
george: APRIL FOOLS!!! u got me ahahah
karl: george it’s november
karl: i’m so sorry
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: Ummmmmm at 21:31 • 28/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replying to @georgePriv on 28 November 2021: i’m here for u :(
quackity @quackity tweeted: Now why did george just start crying and throwing up at 21:32 • 28/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 28 November 2021: OH MY GOD!!! i’m coming over rn
6.
george: maybe he wsa giving him cpr ajd then went to rhe bathroom to help him catch ihs breath
karl: george...
george: im srs maybje maybe maybeeeeeee sapnap wad saving his life u dont know anything u dont know him like i do
karl: george i went into the bathroom sapnap was on his KNEES in front of this blond guy
george: maybe he was giving his dick cpr
quackity: cant argue with this logic...
karl: YES YOU CAN!!
karl: quackity is he still crying
quackity: no he stopped but hes chewing on our tv remote and shoes
karl: ok i’m almost home
george: I DONT BELIEVE U
george: I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA
karl: George :( im so sorry but im 100% sure it was sapnap...
george: he has a twin
quackity: no he doesn’t
george: ok MAYBE he has a twin
karl: a twin who wore the exact same thing he wears and has the same fire tattoo on his arm like him???
george: it could be possible
quackity: the first stage of grief is denial
karl: im not lying to you i wouldnt just joke like this... im so sorry. Im almost there and i have mcdonalds
quackity: the second stage of grief is Getting out of the bathroom so i can use it
karl: quackity leave him alone
quackity: Ok but i’m peeing on the couch!
7.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: just got the best head of my life at 21:41 • 28/11/2021
dream: Do u remember the guys name from last night
dream: it was Sap something right? i’m trying to find him on twitter
corpse: i dont know stop texting me i dont even know you
corpse: FREAK
dream: ur my roommate man
dream: seriously help me
corpse: okay OKAY! damn
corpse: it’s @s4pnap i think
8.
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: the compsci test was hard as hell... did anyone get q5 right? at 21:44 • 28/11/2021
quackity @quackity replying to @s4pnap on 28 November 2021: YOURE DONEEEEEE
quackity @quackity replying to @s4pnap on 28 November 2021: #SapnapIsOverParty
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity on 28 November 2021: ?
george: We need to talk
sapnap: what’s wrong babe
george: Karl told me
george: you cheated on me???
george: last night he said he saw you w some blond guy
george: PICK UP THE PHONE
sapnap: i’m in class i can’t rn
sapnap: Karl is lying.
sapnap: Karl is lying.
george: ?
sapnap: i have an identical twin ive never told you about who has the same hair as me and dresses exactly like me and he came to the city last night and went to the club and hooked up with some guy and then left the city :(
george: Do you seriously expect me to believe you?
sapnap: Ummmmmm
george: BC I DO!!! Omfgggg baby i knew you wouldnt do that to me :( karl is insane sorry i’ll kick him out of our apartment ASAP
sapnap: Ahaha good call
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: YASSSS EVERYTHING IS FINE at 00:37 • 29/11/2021
quackity @quackity replied on 29 November 2021: omg did you beat him with sticks
gogy @georgePriv replying to @quackity on 29 November 2021: ? what. no HE DIDNT CHEAT! i told u guys :) he has an identical twin
quackity @quackity replying to @georgePriv on 29 November 2021: oh my fucking god
10.
karl: GEORGE
karl: SAPNAP IS LYING TO U!
george: No he’s not he’s my honey bear stink stink ❤️
quackity: how did you get into college
karl: Why the fuck would he have a twin brother that only came to the city for one night
quackity: like did your dad pay to get you in here
karl: besides why would he never tell you about him before??? Havent you literally met his parents? And his sister? But never his identical twin? George c’mon BE SMARTER!!! Hes playing you
quackity: did you have sex with the admissions officer
karl: think about it george. im sorry but he’s lying. don’t believe him :( i know what i saw. it was sapnap.
quackity: george send me your SAT scores
karl: quackity not now
quackity: Ok but im peeing on the couch!
karl: STOP THREATENING US WITH THAT!
george: why would he cheat on me
george: it doesn’t make any sense
george: we were so good together and i loved him so much and i baked him cookies efery time he had a big exam and never did anything wrong
george: i didn’t do anythjng wrong
karl: oh george :(.... Im so sorry. He’s an asshole, its not your fault.
quackity: guys check the reply under his recent tweet
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: i love George ❤️ at 01:04 • 29/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: Hey man ur dms are closed just wanted 2 let you know that last night was superrr fun 😉
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @dreamxd on 29 November 2021: DELETETHIS TWEET RIGHT NEOWOWWWWWW RIGHT NOW
dream @dreamxd replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: ?
11.
george: i cant believe i trusted you
george: you cheated on me and then lied to me
sapnap: baby please it’s not what it looks like
george: that guy literally replied to your tweet talking abt last night and i just checked his twitter. Karl says hes the guy you were hooking up with
george: we are DONE
sapnap: george please... i promise i’ll never do it again. let’s not do this over text
george: i don’t want to see your face ever again
sapnap: *this user has been blocked*
george @george404 tweeted: This is a call out post for @s4pnap hes a cheating scumbag. I’M GOING TO KEY YOUR CAR. and @dreamxd FUCK YOU! at 01:16 • 29/11/2021 15 retweets 75 likes
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 29 November 2021: i don’t hsve a car
george @george404 replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: ur moms car then !
quackity @quackity replied on 29 November 2021: this energy >>> SLAY!
dream @dreamxd tweeted: oh wait... oh fuckkkk. I’m the mistress..... at 01:19 • 29/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 29 November 2021: HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!
dream @dreamxd replying to @corpse67 on 29 November 2021: It wasnt even my fault bro im new here i literally didnt know that guy had a boyfriend
12.
quackity @quackity tweeted: George has been reciting the lyrics to All Too Well all day but hes not singing it hes saying it like a slam poem its srslyFreaking me out at 01:20 • 29/11/2021 25 likes
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 29 November 2021: sending him heartfelt wishes and prayers.
quackity @quackity replying to @BBH on 29 November 2021: ok...
george @george404 tweeted: Everything sucks my life is over love is not real at 01:24 • 29/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: Just keep swimming little fish.
george @george404 replying to @BBH on 29 November 2021: um Ok
george @george404 tweeted: Everything sucks my life is over love is not real at 01:24 • 29/11/2021
quackity @quackity replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: i’m gonna find sapnap and kill him
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity on 29 November 2021: Just reported your account.
quackity @quackity replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: Wtf?!
george @george404 tweeted: Everything sucks my life is over love is not real at 01:24 • 29/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: Hey man im sorry for what happened :( just wanted to let you know i had nooooo clue he had a boyfriend. If i knew i never wouldve done anything.
george @george404 replied on 29 November 2021: i see. sorry for lashing out earlier, i was upset. No hard feelings.
13.
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: that sapnap guy is insane for cheating on his boyfriend at 01:29 • 29/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 29 November 2021: wdym
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replied on 29 November 2021: Like i just went thru his twitter and he’s beautiful bro. genuinely stunning
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamPriv on 29 November 2021: chill out
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamPriv on 29 November 2021: nvm just saw what he posted and wow you’re right
george @george404 tweeted:
how coulf someone cheat on me :(
at 01:50 • 29/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: Sapnap is actually insane like he has serious problems and is probably on hard crack cocaine for cheating on someone as cute as you!!! i’m Dream btw 😊
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 29 November 2021: .... Awwww 🥺
14.
karl: hi george are u doing better?
george: no
george: i don’t know
george: i stopped crying an hour ago but i think its because i dont have any tears left to cry
george: oh my god rhats an ariana grsnde song
george: sapnap loved ariana grande
george: isnxnekjKoi938394&&4&4&
quackity: he’s crying again
quackity: George, listen. You need to get out of this depressive state. You’ve been crying and missing classes and i’m pretty sure you ate a bag of jelly beans for dinner.
george: dtop yelling at me
karl: Quackitys right tho, george. You should go take a walk to clear your head. You only dated sapnap for a few months. You can do better than him!
george: no one will ever love me
george: everyone always leaves me
george: my boyfriend from highschool cheated on me too
quackity: damnnn rly... maybe ur the problem
karl: QUACKITY???
quackity: sorry i didn’t mean it
george: whtvr sapnap wad my last hope. Im just gonna be alone forever and get some cats and be the cat freak who lives in a house
quackity: ur already a cat freak
karl: stop putting yoursself down. Seriously. You’re beautiful and smart
george: rhanks
karl: get out of ur house! Lets go to the karaoke place and have some fun!!
george: ok... sounds good actually :)
15.
george @george404 tweeted: Karaoke night w the boys has healing properties 🌟 at 14:53 • 29/11/2021 58 likes
quacky @quackity123 replied on 29 November 2021: it was super fun up until the moment u started crying while singing Hello by Adele
george @george404 replying to @quackity123 on 29 November 2021: Why do u have a new account
quacky @quackity123 replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: My last one got sussed cuz sapnap reported me 😒
george @george404 tweeted: Karaoke night w the boys has healing properties 🌟 at 14:53 • 29/11/2021 58 likes
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: Nice. i love karaoke 😊
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 29 November 2021: Hey man! Thanks for running over my cat and setting that orphanage on fire... SUPER uncool
george @george404 replying to @corpse67 on 29 November 2021: WTF did he really do this? :(
dream @dreamxd tweeted: WHY IS CORPSE SETTINF ME UPPPP at 15:01 • 29/11/2021
george @george404 replying to @corpse67 on 29 November 2021: WTF did he really do this? :(
corpse @corpse67 replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: Yes... hes on probation for 8 charges of tax fraud :(
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: Its not true lol @george404 hes just goofing around!
16.
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: Is there like an ethics code for trying to get with the guy whos relationship you broke by accidentally sleeping with his (now ex) boyfriend at 15:04 • 29/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 29 November 2021: Hey this is quackity from your english class. Thanks for letting me into your priv, man. Glad to see some philosophical debate going on.
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @quackity123 on 29 November 2021: What r ur thoughts
quacky @quackity123 replying to @dreamPriv on 29 November 2021: I think its fsucking crazy seek help
george @george404 tweeted:
baking again!
at 15:50 • 29/11/2021
60 likes
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 29 November 2021: Delectable and Sweet treats to fill the tummy. That is the medicine to life
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 29 November 2021: Seriously who are you why do you reply under every tweet
george @george404 tweeted:
baking again!
at 15:50 • 29/11/2021
60 likes
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: Those look great. I have to bake some for a charity bake sale! could you give me the recipe?
(idk how often i should be updating i hope the current pace is fine 🤐)
17.
george: Hello :) this is george from twitter
dream: hiiiiiiii
dream: i mean
dream: Hey
george: here’s the recipe! [link attached]
george: whats this charity event for? I would love to get involved :)
dream: oh ummm lol its not a well known one actually the charity event got cancelled and they burned all the flyers
george: oh...
dream: but i help with charity a lot and also at the dog shelter :)
george: awww!! Thats so sweet. Im actually allergic to dogs so i’m naturally a cat person :3
dream: fuck dogs! Lol I hate them anyway
george: ?
dream: cats >>>
dream: not the movie ofc. It sucked. Total garbage recreation of the broadway classic
george: oh... i liked it actually
dream: me too omfg i lovedddd it i was lying earlier
dream: btw i hope you’re doing better now? After the breakup i mean
george: thanks for asking, yeahhh im a bit better now. Working through it!
dream: Good to know ☺️
18.
george @george404 tweeted:
feeling good after buying myself a plushie 😌
at 16:00 • 29/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: You look good
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 29 November 2021: Copy and paste this part under my reply: Hey! Good job rescuing that injured kitten from drowning, and thanks for tutoring me on Comp Sci! I really appreciate the Ferrari you gifted
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: YOU WERENT MEANT TO COPY THE FIRST PART @Corpse67 at 16:02 • 29/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 29 November 2021: Oh oops Lol 😂
dream @dreamxd tweeted: one day i will have this apartment all to myself at 16:03 • 29/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 29 November 2021: Im screenshotting this for the cops when they go through my phone after finding me dead
george @george404 replied on 29 November 2021: Heyy i saw your friends reply under my tweet. You tutor comp sci? Me too!! I actually have a group of freshmen asking me to tutor them but i could use some help <3
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: Oh wow yeah sure!!! I’d love to help! Dm me details i’ll be there
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: How the fuck did that work at 16:04 • 29/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 29 November 2021: idk either
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 29 November 2021: Life has a funny way of working 😊
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 29 November 2021: Do u even go to our college
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 29 November 2021: No
19.
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 29 November 2021: right like i’m Pretty sure he just implied that george is a modern reincarnation of a biblical angel
dream @dreamxd replying to @tubbo__ on 29 November 2021: focus on the code + delete this + ratio
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 29 November 2021: since when do you say Naur
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: SHUT UP + YOUR MOM
20.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: that dream guy is so kindhearted ☺️ at 21:09 • 29/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 29 November 2021: what did he do
gogy @georgePriv replying to @karljacobs on 29 November 2021: He just carried all my books home for me and bought me a latte and i told him i didn’t like whipped cream so he scraped all of it out with a spoon and then ate it :)
karl @karljacobs replying to @georgePriv on 29 November 2021: ?
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: George is the most naive person i know at 21:49 • 29/11/2021
george @george404 replied on 29 November 2021: No i’m not? :/
quacky @quackity123 replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: Karl is dead
george @george404 replying to @quackity123 on 29 November 2021: WHAT??? OH MY GOD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
karl @karljacobs replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: GEORGE IM SITTING RIGHT BESIDE YOY
21.
george @george404 tweeted: People are playing pranks on me 😞 i’m still wounded from the breakup leave me alone at 21:53 • 29/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 29 November 2021: i hope nothing bad ever happens to you in your life again forever
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 29 November 2021: Thanks 😊 btw i think the freshmen rly liked u!
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Tommy needs to die at 21:57 • 29/11/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 29 November 2021: i’m reporting your account
dream @dreamxd replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: ?
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
22.
quackity: george
quackity: ur my best friend but Wowwwww ur dumb sometimes
quackity: that dream guy is so obviously into u
george: No he’s not he’s just being nice to me because he’s sweet. he told me he works at the college iguana shelter 😊
quackity: We don’t have a college iguana shelter
quackity: Why would that be a thing
karl: george you think everyone is sweet
george: Well i don’t think you two are being very sweet right now 😒
karl: i just don’t know if it’s the BEST idea for u to be hanging out w the guy who sapnap cheated on u with
quackity: Plus i’m listening to Tommy’s space rn and these british guys are tearing dream apart 😊
george: i cant be mad at DREAM for what sapnap did... dream didn’t even know
george: plus
george: idk
george: he’s kind of cute 🙇🏻♂️
quackity: oh my god. i see what’s happening
23.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: basketball season came early with the way george is REBOUNDING.... at 22:15 • 29/11/2021
george @george404 replied on 29 November 2021: stop tweeting out my business
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 29 November 2021: Love me some good puns... 😊 Very funny.
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 29 November 2021: Is bad boy halo your government name
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 29 November 2021: Yes
george: dream isnt a rebound. he is just nice and sweet and kind of hot and every time i hang out with i forget about sapnaps existence
quackity: That is the literal definition of a rebound
george: there is a sapnap shaped hole in my heart and i am just trying to be happy
george: sapnap betrayed me. and i know that he’ll never feel sorry for the hurt
quackity: oh god hes quoting olivia rodrigo Karl do something
karl: let’s relax
karl: ok george why don’t u invite dream to the party we’re having tonight?
george: good idea ☺️
quackity: Yo big dog
karl: why does everyone keep calling me that
quackity: idk but it fits
quackity: Why are u encouraging george
quackity: you know he isn’t the type of guy to do rebounds SUCCESSFULLY... he gets attached way too fast to everyone he dates
quackity: and then he gets hurt
karl: quackity he’s finally getting out of his sad zone
karl: all he’s been doing lately is baking and listening to mitski
quackity: i get it
quackity: you just want him to be happy?
karl: yes
karl: plus who knows it might benefit george to just have fun with a guy for once instead of getting serious too fast
24.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Just another day of weight lifting and boxing at 22:44 • 29/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 29 November 2021: You’ve been sitting in your room playing minecraft all day.
george @george404 replied on 29 November 2021: hi dream! check ur messages
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 29 November 2021: ofc!
george: hey dream! We’re having a party at my place tonight. You’re welcome to come !!! you can bring someone if you want. The more the merrier :)
dream: • • •
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: KSLJDHFJOSBDOFUHKJSDFJKSDF A PARTY!!!!!!!!! at 22:48 • 29/11/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 29 November 2021: What’s up
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: wait what why are you in here
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @dreamPriv on 29 November 2021: Just chilling
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @s4pnap on 29 November 2021: Ummm
george: hey dream! We’re having a party at my place tonight. You’re welcome to come !!! you can bring someone if you want. The more the merrier :)
dream: yeah cool i’ll be there
dream: i’ll bring my roommate if that’s alright
george: sure!!
25. the party
karl @karljacobs tweeted:
party time!
at 22:59 • 29/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: THIS GUY JUST CHUGGED HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA IN ONE GO LMAOOO at 23:00 • 29/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 29 November 2021: that was you
quacky @quackity123 replying to @corpse67 on 29 November 2021: hater
george @george404 tweeted:
WOOOOOOOOOO
at 23:02 • 29/11/2021
dream @dreamxd tweeted:
someone’s getting crazy
at 23:04 • 29/11/2021
26.
quackity: guys this partys getting wayyyy out of hand
karl: we should kick some people out
george: GUYSSSSSSS
george: holy duck i totally get why napsap cheated on me dream is HOTTTTT and so ffunny
karl: WOW you’re drunk
george: WOOOOOOOoh god
quackity: who did you throw up on
george: No
george: sapnaps here
quackity: wtf ?? who let him in
george: why djd you invite him
karl: we didn’t george he must’ve found out abt it from twitter and crashed
quackity: shitttttt
karl: quackity i’m out helping these freshmen get home what’s going on
27. messages between quackity and karl
quackity: yeah it’s not good
quackity: george is rly upset that sapnaps here
quackity: i think sapnaps apologizing??? he’s begging to be taken back ffs
karl: omfg
quackity: ITS GETTING BAD
quackity: NAURRR SAPNAPS YELLING AT THE DREAM GUY ??
karl: what why
quackity: he’s saying they never hooked up and dreams lying
quackity: omfg hes such a dumbass everyone knows he cheated whys he still trying to deny it only an idiot would buy his bullshit
quackity: GEORGE IS BUYING HIS BULLSHIT
karl: 😭
quackity: FUCKKK
quackity: GEORGE IS HUGGING HIM???
quackity: god the musics too loud i cant get to him
karl: STOP HIMMMMMM
28.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: i’m speechless at 00:03 • 30/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: O_o
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: are we ready to rock and roll
dream @dreamxd replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: What?
quackity: HOLY FUCK
karl: WHAT
quackity: BAD BOY HALO JUST DUMPED HIS DRINK ON SAPNAPS HEAD @(&(&4&(&;&
karl: WHAAAAT???
quackity: he’s throwing his shoes at sapnap
quackity: ok sapnaps gone
karl: i’m almost home just take care of george don’t let him drink more ok
quackity: yeah ok
29.
sapnap: hey. sorry i left last night. your friends are mean
sapnap: especially bad boy helo he can die...
sapnap: but i know you still love me george.
george: i don’t
sapnap: You literally hugged me last night and begged me not to leave you
george: i was drunk
sapnap: yeah yeah
sapnap: you know whats right. Take your time, i cant force you to come back to me, but i’ll be here for you when you feel better.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: Im sucjjh an idiot at 00:19 • 30/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 30 November 2021: it’s ok george you were drunk you didn’t know what you were doing
gogy @georgePriv replying to @karljacobs on 30 November 2021: why do i always believe him :(
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: how do i stop this feeling... i hate him but every time he shows up i start justifying his mistakes. at 00:20 • 30/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: Get a lobotomy 😞
gogy @georgePriv replying to @quackity123 on 30 November 2021: ?
gogy @georgePriv replying to @quackity123 on 30 November 2021: btw thanks for last night :) i remember you helped me sober up i rly appreciate it.
30.
quackity: hey man it’s quackity. i wanted to thank u for last night.
dream: there’s no need for all that you’re my best friend
quackity: ? we met a week ago
quackity: anyways
quackity: i got so busy w trying to get people out of our apartment i forgot ab george
quackity: thanks for helping him sober up
dream: it’s fine no worries
dream: all i did was hold the alcohol above his head he just kept jumping for it and tired himself out
quackity: well you also made him toast and helped him throw up and then tucked him into bed and left medicine by his bedside...
dream: details...
quackity: but srsly thanks
quackity: you ARE nice...
dream: can you tell george thst
quackity: no
31.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: ok i did it i blocked sapnap everywhere WOOOO at 00:36 • 30/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 30 November 2021: YASSSSSS
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: this slay
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: An incredible feat of courage.
gogy @georgePriv replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: thank you Bad boy
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: 😐 at 01:06 • 30/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: LOL
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity123 on 30 November 2021: Just reported you for targeted harassment
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 30 November 2021: you have serious issues
32.
george @george404 tweeted:
Out with wilby :3
at 00:40 • 30/11/2021
1 retweet 40 likes
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: had much fun as always xx
george @george404 replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: ❤️ 😊
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: Whos wolbur i’m seriously going to throw up at 00:43 • 30/11/2021
33.
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: WILBUR I FILL FIND U AND EAT U LIMB BY LIMBBBBBBB at 00:45 • 30/11/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: Chill out man i literally follow u on here
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: WTF
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @dreamPriv on 30 November 2021: i’m your neighbor. the one who stole ur amazon package last week
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: Ohhhhhh
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: Sorry for all that @wilbursoot at 00:48 • 30/11/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: No worries. george and i are just friends from England
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: Thats not a real country stop making stuff up
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @dreamPriv on 30 November 2021: Yes it is
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: no its not jts like narnia Shit the fuck up
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Why did our neighbor just steal our doormat 😐 at 00:51 • 30/11/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: Sorry
corpse @corpse67 replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: give it backkkkk😭
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: No i want it btw @dreampriv i’m pretty sure george likes you he was asking questions abt you
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: YASSSSS
34.
dream @dreamxd tweeted:
suited up
at 02:49 • 30/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: Sexy vest
dream @dreamxd replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: you’re a real freak man
dream @dreamxd tweeted:
suited up
at 02:49 • 30/11/2021
george @george404 replied on 30 November 2021: hi dreammmm
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 30 November 2021: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii what’s up
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 30 November 2021: I’m stranded at the arts building cus its raining a lot :(
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Now why did dream just run out in the rain at 03:01 • 30/11/2021
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Holy DUCK i just ran to the arts building in the rain to help george get home and FORGOT TO BRING AN UMBRELLA! at 03:02 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: idiottttt. i’m pretty sure wilbur stole our umbrella anyway
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: that was me
corpse @corpse67 replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: What
35.
tubbo @tubbo__ tweeted: That insane Dream guy just ran to the arts building and made a makeshift umbrella using sticks and leaves to help George get home.... i’ve never witnessed such inventive mastery before. Truly in awe right now. at 03:06 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: i’m listening!
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: just joined!
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: tuned in 😊
dream @dreamxd replied on 30 November 2021: how djd you know i was from florida
36.
george @george404 tweeted:
thank you 4 the hoodie @dreamxd ☺️ ☺️ it’s so nice and comfy
at 03:11 • 30/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 30 November 2021: No problem you can have all my clothes
george @george404 replied on 30 November 2021: Awww🥺😊
george @george404 tweeted:
thank you 4 the hoodie @dreamxd ☺️ ☺️ it’s so nice and comfy
at 03:11 • 30/11/2021
sapnap @xyzhdjduf replied on 30 November 2021: U seriously already moved on? Wow lol
george @george404 replying to @xyzhdjduf on 30 November 2021: What the hell?? Leave me alone.
sapnap @xyzhdjduf replying to @george404 on 30 November 2021: I just want to talk once. Give me one more chance. Unblock me
dream @dreamxd replying to @xyzhdjduf on 30 November 2021: Hey man leave him alone
sapnap @xyzhdjduf replying to @dreamxd on 30 November 2021: Seriously fuck off. You dont know shit and you ruined my relationship. Stop talking to george
george @george404 replying to @xyzhdjduf on 30 November 2021: I’m blocking you. Stop trying to contact me.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: UGHHHHH. Why does he keep coming back to me. I’m getting so frustrated. I need to get sapnap off my mind at 03:18 • 30/11/2021
37.
george: hey i’m sorry sapnap said that to you... just ignore him :(
dream: yeah no worries. are you alright?
george: i guess i’m just.... lonely, yk?
george: all my roommates are out so im all alone in my apartment
george: Just having some wine. And wearing ur hoodie.
george: all on my own. Alone.
george: in my apartment 7B at 2543 Cambridge Lane
dream: Ohhhhhhhhhhh
dream: i csn come over
dream: to keep u company
dream: if u want
george: That sounds nice :)
Last update for the day! 💜
38.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Dream just broke into song and dance :( He’s doing the pop and lock. at 03:25 • 30/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 30 November 2021: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY I AM RN
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO at 03:27 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: what’s up
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: I just got to georges place and the lights are dim and the weeknd is playing through his speakers. DADDYS GETTING ACTION
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamPriv on 30 November 2021: don’t refer to urself as that ever again
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: yeah my bad
39.
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: i think i just saw god at 13:55 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: did u do shrooms without me
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: No dude i just had the best night of my life with george like wow we just kept going and going for 6 hours straight at one point we we weren’t even on the bed i’m convinced we were floating and
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: Well that was definitely one way to get my mind off Sapnap...! 😊 at 13:57 • 30/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: did you do shrooms without me
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: No one told me a meaningless casual hookup could be so funnn at 13:58 • 30/11/2021
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: that was the most meaningful experience of my life i think i’m in love with him at 13:59 • 30/11/2021
40.
quackity: george what did you do
george: huh?
quackity: dream just sent me an hour long voice recording of him singing the entire Mamma Mia soundtrack :(
george: awwww
george: yeah ☺️ i think this rebound thing works guys
george: like idgaf abt sapnap anymore
george: i’m just having fun w dream!
karl: yass good for u george. just make sure nobody gets hurt
41.
george: hi dreamy
dream: dreammymykyjyt rhats a cute nicnkaem Hey hi.
george: last night was rly fun
dream: yeah it was 😁
george: i wouldn’t mind doing it again 🙇🏻♂️
dream: [typing indicator]
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: dream just yelled YAHOO and then got up and did 36 push-ups in the living room 😞 now he’s eating raw butter. Living here is a nightmare at 14:13 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replying to @tommyinnit on 30 November 2021: Ur gonna start another space arent u
george: i wouldn’t mind doing it again 🙇🏻♂️
dream: cool me neither
dream: i’d love to take you out george
dream: maybe to that nice italian place near your apartment? i can pick you up at 7 :)
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: oh nooooo 😦 at 14:24 • 30/11/2021
42.
george: actually dream
george: im like 5 mins away from ur place
dream: how did u know my address.
george: Tommy doxxed u in his space today sorry
george: but anyways i’m coming over
dream: ok do u wanna go get something to eat ? or maybe go watch a movie?
george: no we are going to have sex
dream: Thst works yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: WOOOOOO idek what’s going on but i’m the happiest man alive at 14:29 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: you’re an idiot
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: You need to find another place to spent the next 7-8 hours because George is coming over
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamPriv on 30 November 2021: where the fuck am i meant to go
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: phew ! at 16:38 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: dream just kicked me out of our apartment i’m sick to my stomach at 16:39 • 30/11/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: U can come over to my place corpse ☺️
corpse @corpse67 replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: that’s nice of u man. thanks i’ll come over
Wilbur @wilbursoot replying to @corpse67 on 30 November 2021: no need to thank me baby boy
corpse @corpse67 replying to @wilbursoot on 30 November 2021: Ummmmmmm
43.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: life is so beautiful. sunshine everywhere. birds are flying at 14:56 • 30/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: So true... cherish every day
dream @dreamxd replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: You know what. Im not even mad at you for this one. youre right
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: I see what’s happening. at 15:00 • 30/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: Ratio
44.
sapnap: So. you and George huh?
dream: Ummm we’re just friends
sapnap: I follow your private
dream: i seriously have to block u from there....
sapnap: this is so funny
sapnap: i mean it’s a new low
sapnap: even for george
sapnap: He’s obviously hooking up with you to get back to me. He’s trying to prove a point by getting w the guy i cheated on him with.
dream: That’s not what this is man
dream: get over urself
sapnap: look i wish i could tell you to stay away from him but i dont control him. Do what you want
sapnap: but be careful
sapnap: george may seem like a complete idiot who paid to get into college
dream: ?
sapnap: but he knows what he’s doing. he’s using you
dream: he doesnt seem like a idiot to me :// he just seems like someone who sees the best in people.
dream: stay out of his business. You cheated on him, just accept the consequences of your actions and move on.
sapnap: No i’m like the joker in real life i thrive off negativity
dream: why did george ever date you
sapnap: idk
45.
george @george404 tweeted: that moment when you make cookies but ur roommate eats them all 😒 at 18:53 • 30/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 30 November 2021: if i could i would learn the depths of metaphysics and spend years creating a time machine to go back to the minute quackity was born and end his life to ensure your cookies were safe and sound then i would ❤️
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 30 November 2021: Awww🥺
quacky @quackity123 replying to @dreamxd on 30 November 2021: You are seriously insane
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: Dream has a squirrel in his pants w the way he’s being a SIMP rn.... at 19:03 • 30/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: Good one. I love phineas and fern 😊
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: Phineaus and Freb
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: Wait *Pheineas and Freb
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: girl how you spell Puenius
46.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: Oh god at 19:07 • 30/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 30 November 2021: what’s up
gogy @georgePriv replying to @karljacobs on 30 November 2021: I’m at this club w dream and sapnaps here.... ugh
karl @karljacobs replying to @georgePriv on 30 November 2021: just ignore him :(
gogy @georgePriv replying to @karljacobs on 30 November 2021: he’s goming up to me 😣
dream: somethings up
corpse: i donot care
dream: im at this club and .... Like i think george is over sapnap but he came over to talk to george and now theyre just sitting together and talking?? Now Sapnaps buying him drinks
corpse: oh yikes that sounds weird
corpse: what’s going on
dream: they’re having an argument
dream: george looks like he’s abt to cry
dream: he’s walkinf over to me
corpse: WHAT HAPPENED
corpse: YOU CAN’T JUST STOP THERE
corpse: ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES TELL ME THE DRAMA
dream: is my life some kind of entertainment to you?
corpse: Yeah
dream: ok
dream: George came up to me and just started kissing me and grinding against me outta nowhere.... pretty sure sapnap was looking. Anyways george wanted me to take him home but hes drunk so i left.
corpse: Yikesssss
47.
dream: Hey george
dream: Sorry i didn’t text you earlier i got busy w classes. Are you better from last night?
dream: Hope the hangover wasn’t too bad
george: I’m okay
dream: Was everything ok with Sapnap last night?
george: Yea
dream: look, if youre still going thru smthg with him the i rather not get involved.
dream: look, if youre still going thru smthg with him the i rather not get involved.
george: I’m not
george: 
george: i hurt myself this morning dreammmm :(
george: come over make it better
dream: umfmgntjtu Yeah ok i’m runningj out of class rn
48.
karl: Hey george what happened at the club that night?
george: sapnap showed up at the club and i was trying to ignore him but then he started being sweet and calling me his butter cupcake snickerdoodle and i fell for it again. I’m such an idiot
george: and i’m scared i’m leading Dream on :(
karl: isnt dream just a casual fling? don’t stress ab him
karl: Spring break is coming up. We’re going to miami. It’ll be fun, sapnap wont be there. Forget abt him. Have some fun. By the time youre back here you’ll move on completely.
george: ur right Karl... thanks ❤️
49.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted:
Wtf r they doing @dreamxd @george404
at 19:41 • 30/11/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: Oh to be young and in love...
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 30 November 2021: Oh to be young and in love...
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: do i call u mr. Halo or bad boy
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 30 November 2021: You call me anything you want, son.
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 30 November 2021: Whaj
50.
george @george404 tweeted:
Dream bought me gifts!
at 19:45 • 30/11/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 30 November 2021: No problem ❤️Hope you like it
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 30 November 2021: i doooo 🥺 you’re the sweetest friend ever
dream @dreamxd tweeted: .... What at 19:47 • 30/11/2021
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: FRIEND????? at 19:48 • 30/11/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: LMFAOOOOO i knew this would happen
51.
dream: Hey george
george: hi dream cream
dream: hiiskfjdfheiurbt
dream: hi
dream: Can we talk?
george: Sure
dream: ...What are we?
george: sentient beings... but perhaps more. Who knows
dream: sooooo true ur the smartest rperson i know
george: awww ☺️
dream: but i meant@our relationship
george: we’re friends arent we :)
dream: just friends?
george: good friends
dream: good friends??
dream: good friends??
george: Ok fine u can be my best friend but dont tell quackity :(
dream: that’s not what i mean... i don’t wanna be your best friend
george: You don’t? 😭😣😭😭
dream: NOOO i mean i do 😭 but
dream: george we spend most of our time together, we have great sex so often
dream: i mean INCREDIBLE sex like the best sex of my life god you’re perfect
george: you’re gettinf off topic
george: you’re gettinf off topic
dream: sorry ur right
dream: i’m just confused
dream: i rly like spending time with u and i feel like u do too
dream: but despite all that we’re... just friends?
52.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: Oh goodness... what do i say at 20:22 • 30/11/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: Stop vague tweeting. if you aren’t going to tell me exactly what’s going on then keep it to urself. I’m nosy by nature
gogy @georgePriv replying to @quackity123 on 30 November 2021: Dorry
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: You rn
53.
george: EMERGENCY MEETING
quackity: i’m here
karl: the three of us live together why do we always text like we can sit in the living room and talk rn
quackity: plot device
karl: What
quackity: nothing
george: What do i say to dream 😞 [screenshot attached]
karl: oh dear...
quackity: i knew this would happen
quackity: dream really likes you george. he wants to date you properly.
quackity: it’s so obvious
george: i had no idea :(
quackity: George he took off his tshirt and laid it down on a puddle to help u walk over it the other day
george: I jusy thought he’s nice
quackity: yeah to YOU
george: idk if im ready for another relationship :( dream scares me
quackity: wdym is he mean to u i will acdually find him and kill him and then wipe the remnants of his blood on sapnaps hands to frame him for murder
karl: can we relax
george: Awww quack ☺️
george: but no
george: he scares me bc hes sooo good to me... like no guy has ever been that nice to me and idk.... I want to trust him but...
karl: but ur still reeling after what sapnap did to you?
karl: that’s understandable george... you shouldnt jump into a relationship rn
karl: but i think you should let dream know and end things with him... bc you both seem to want different things rn
george: but the sex is so good it makesMe feel like i’m floating thru time and space and different universes
karl: ....
quackity: I’m peeing on the couch!
karl: STOP
george: u guys are right tho i’ll end things w him. thanks
54.
dream: george has been typing for the past 45 MINUTES
corpse: dream ur dumb. you’re hooking up w a guy who JUST got out of a bad relationship.
corpse: YOU’RE A REBOUND
dream: oh my god you’re right
dream: he’s using me... for my big dick and my tight ass
corpse: i wouldn’t go that far
dream: my muscles and my dirty blond wavy hair...
corpse: srsly stop
dream: my glistening green eyes and 6’2 but basically 6’3 if you round up height
corpse: i’m movijng in with wilbur
dream: what do i do :; i rly like george... damn
dream: i’m an idiot
corpse: TRUEEEEEE 💯 but no yeah he’s def using you for fun. This is textbook rebound shit big dog
dream: that’s karls nickname
corpse: whos Karl like ksrl marx
dream: Why would karl marxs nicknamek be big dog OH GOD george just texted me
55. 😞
george: dream... ur a very lovely person
george: and if u were a cupcake in the cupcake store then you would have a warning on you for people with diabetes because you’re SO sweet
dream: wow
george: but im not ready for a relationship rn... im not ready for commitment
george: i’m sorry if i led you on
dream: oh...
george: please don’t be mad at me
dream: I’m not mad George. I understand. Don’t worry abt it.
george: Karl says we should end things bc we want different things right now
dream: karl says?
dream: what do you say
george: i like having fun with you... but i think he’s right
dream: me too. i think i need more than fun
george: im sorry :(
dream: don’t apologise
dream: we never stated what we were
56.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: he didn’t even get mad... this is new to me at 22:12 • 30/11/2021
gogy @georgePriv replied on 30 November 2021: sapnap alwayd got upset at me for little things. dream is so nice i feel awful
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: i feel like crying throwing up and passing out at the same time but i can’t find it in me to be angry... i hope george doesn’t feel bad at 22:24 • 30/11/2021
57.
george: i ended things w him but i feel so bad abt it ughhhh
george: i’m going to chew on our lamp shades
quackity: Not an appropriate reaction whatsoever.
karl: dont feel bad george. who cares we’re in college just have funnnn. MIAMI SOON
george: YASSS
quackity: YASS
quackity: what hotel are we staying at btw
george: not a hotel we’re staying at a villa my friend loaned me
corpse: i have an idea
dream: what
corpse: you me and Wilbur our neighbor should go to MIAMI FOR SPRING BREAK
dream: OMG
corpse: it’ll help u get ur mind off george
dream: that sounds good actually... but why are we taking Wilbur
corpse: he said he has a villa in miami so we can stay there 😎 plus he owes us for all the stuff he stole from us and then sold on Ebay
dream: niceeee
58.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted:
Miami w the boysss
at 22:26 • 30/11/2021
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: Love you
corpse @corpse67 replied on 30 November 2021: Ur villa is awesome man
Wilbur @wilbursoot replied on 30 November 2021: thanks. I love you
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted:
the miami threesome aka me corpse and dream 😏
at 00:44 • 01/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 01 December 2021: that isntk me or corpse Wilbur who are these people
corpse @corpse67 replied on 01 December 2021: pls don’t call us that Where are you
59.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted:
WE’RE HEREEEE miami isnt READYYY
at 00:44 • 01/12/2021
george @george404 replied on 01 December 2021: why did u guys take this pocture without me :(
quacky @quackity123 replying to @george404 on 01 December 2021: idk u went to the bathroom
george @george404 tweeted:
spring time in miami w the besties @karljacobs @quackity123
at 22:30 • 30/11/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 30 November 2021: this villa is so cool except its a little messy ahah
quacky @quackity123 replied on 30 November 2021: Love this place. I wonder why there are suitcases here
60.
george: where are you two
karl: we went out to buy alcohol while you were showering whats up
george: someone is living in the walls
quackity: here goes george
george: no quackify i’m serious
george: i hear someone there is a 👨man Oh didn’t mean to use that emoji i’m
george: there is a man in the villa
george: im shaking and hiding in the fridge rn o hyh mg do oH Y GOD OH MY
karl: calm down it’s probably nothing
george: THERE IS A HUMAN MAN IN THIS HOUSE
quackity: no there isn’t
george: QUACKITJUYIUIYUYTIU TIM GOGING GO TIUT
karl: ok we’re coming back just relax and maybe get out of the fridge
61.
dream: Hey where did you two go
Wilbur: we’re making out
corpse: ?
corpse: we’re out getting alcohol
corpse: why did you say rhat wilbur
Wilbur: it was just a joke.
dream: ok well i don’t want to alarm u guys
dream: but our Fridge is rattling and I’m pretty sure I hear screaming from in there like I think a mouse or possibly a human person might be trapped in there
corpse: WHAT?
corpse: HOW ARE YOUSO CALM ABOUT THIS
dream: i’ve dealt with home invasion in the past
Wilbur: sorry >_<
dream: it’s ok wilbur we know you’re working on it.
corpse: DREAM IS THERE A LIVING THING IN THE FRIDGE??
dream: Yeah
dream: u two got a lot of suitcases btw :| and one of you put ur clothes in my closet
corpse: NO WE DIDNT
Wilbur: i’ll put my clothes in your closet corpse
corpse: NOT NOW
Wilbur: sorry
dream: i’ll deal with this
Wilbur: one of the persons in this liquor shop walks talks and looks like Quackity from my english class. Such a funny coincidence
62.
karl: hey george all good?
quackity: This guy at the store looks like Wilbur Soot we held direct eye contact for like 15 seconds
george: IMFMMM FREEEZING AND I HAVENTTT SOTPTPPED SCREAMING
george: THERE IS 10000% A MAN IN THE KITCHEN RN HE’S LAUGHIGNG TO HIMSELFFF he sounds kind of familiar IMG OING TO DIEEEEEEEE
karl: ok take deep breathes we’re almost home
george: oHMYOGOFODO DHES OPENING THE FRIDGE DOROR
⚠️ LOUD WARNING ⚠️
63. Dream opens the fridge door…
64.
karl: GEORGE SAY SOMETHING ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES
quackity: he’s dead
karl: quackity stop
george: OHHHH MY GOSH AHAHHAA
quackity: they ate him :( who is this. Put georges phone down
george: quackity it’s me george from college
george: IT WAS DREAM!!! he’s here in Miami!
karl: omfg he is insane he followed u all the way to miami....
george: nooo no it was a big misunderstanding. Dream is normal ❤️
george: Dreams rolling in the floor with laughter :) he just hit his head on the coffee table leg
george: it seems Wilbur lent this villa to him and Corpse as well
karl: thank god
karl: oh wait
karl: that’s gonna be awkward isn’t it....
dream: Hey wilbur soot
Wilbur: that’s meeeee :3
dream: You idiot you loaned the villa to Beautiful George and his two roommates as well
Wilbur: oh naur i forgot i did that
dream: since when do u say naur
Wilbur: i’ve been hanging out with Tommy.
corpse: are those guys here rn?
dream: yes george thought i was an invader and was hiding in the fridge
corpse: oh god this villa is NOT big enough for six people
Wilbur: we can share... ❤️ that’s what Jo said
corpse: whos Jo
Wilbur: Joseph stalin
corpse: why woueld u refer to him as that
66.
Wilbur: Hello everybody. It seems I have made an error in my judgement. I forgot I loaned the villa to you George. I’m here with my two best friends Dream and Corpse.
corpse: idk if i’d call us best friends
Wilbur: Why not.
quackity: ermmm can u guys go home
Wilbur: Quackity i saw a guy who looked exactly like you in the alcohol store
george: is there enoufh space in the villa for all of us
Wilbur: There’s 4 rooms. 1 person could sleep on the sofa bed but 2 people will have to share a room
Wilbur: There’s 4 rooms. 1 person could sleep on the sofa bed but 2 people will have to share a room
Wilbur: Unless someone wants to sleep in the kitchen floor using the microwave as a pillow... 😉
quackity: wht would any of us want to do that
george: me and dream can share a bed!
karl: ........
corpse: can you?
george: well we’ve already slept together so it’ll be less awkward right :)
george: well we’ve already slept together so it’ll be less awkward right :)
quackity: How did you get into college
dream: Shut up quackity
dream: George is the smartest person in every room he walks into and he has the most brilliant mind.
george: aww ☺️
dream: i rhink thats a great idea me and george can share a room yass :)
Wilbur: dibs on the kitchen floor
quackity: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SLEEP ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
67.
corpse: Dream WYD that guy just ended things w you
dream: i know but we’re in the kitchen rn and he’s eating a banana
dream: Am going crazy.
corpse: relax
corpse: dream think clearly. You REALLY like him and hes using you to get over his ex.
dream: maybe it’s this miami air but maybeee i can just have a quick miami fling with him before going back to campus ;)
corpse: that is nottt a good idea ur gonna get hurt and i'm gonna be the one who'll have to deal with your screaming and sobbing
dream: aww you DO care abt me
corpse: No i don’t im moving in with wilbur
dream: why do u WANT that he’s a freak
corpse: leave him alone 😒
dream: ?
dream: anyways
dream: look i’ll figure out the rest later. i’m a weak man and george just ate his fourth banana i’m fonna pass@out
corpse: why does he keep eating bananas
68.
karl: George are you in Dreams room?
george: maybe
quackity: didn’t u two end things... corpse told me dream drank 8 bottles of Peptobismol. he wasn’t even sick
karl: why did he do that
quackity: To cope
george: we did end things but idk... we’re in miami and he’s not wearing a tshirt and i ate a banana in front of him
quackity: ?
george: it’s a whole thing
george: maybe we’ll just have a quick miami fling
karl: dear god
karl: this sounds like an awful idea
george: YOU’RE the one who told me to have fun in Miami karl 😒
karl: well yeah but dream seems to rly like you george. are u gonna let him get hurt again?
george: He’s the one who suggested the fling thing in the first place ... Besides he’s reciting Romeo and Juliet sonnets to me 😊 He said he’s never even read the play the words just come to his head when he looks in my eyes 🥺
quackity: You’re the reason Scammers have a livelihood off scamming
69. Spring Break Fun
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: miami is awesomeee 😎 at 04:49 • 01/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: Sunny days at beaches with loved ones.... Nothing sounds better 😊 Can i come?
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 01 December 2021: absolutely not
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: Do you remember coming to Miami with your mother when you were 5?
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 01 December 2021: whatHow do you know about that
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Having a great time in Miami. Not loving the sexual energy in the villa though. at 04:52 • 01/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 01 December 2021: it’s bc dream and george won’t stop making out on the couch 😒
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: 😊
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 01 December 2021: what
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: Quackity you are my son. I’m sorry i didn’t tell you earlier but some things
Last update for the day. I really appreciate all the support ❤️
70.
karl @karljacobs tweeted:
bonfires at the beach
at 15:58 • 01/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 tweeted:
what r dream and george doing 😒
at 15:58 • 01/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: Beautiful scenery
quacky @quackity123 replied on 01 December 2021: here u go
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: I’m sorry i was gone for so many years but i won’t ever leave you again
71.
george: dreeeeammmmm
dream: georgeeeeee
george: where did u go ? :(
dream: i’m out gyming
george: during a holiday?
dream: ummmm
dream: okay i wad lying corpse wilbur and i are getting our hair done
george: u dont have to lie to me silly goose :)
dream: u make me a silly goose george this is all you’re doing. i’m growing a beak and feathers
george: jfbdjdnsdnsii you’re so dumb
quackity: Why’re you guys doing this in the groupchat
karl: get a roommmm
dream: stop it let me and george be silly geese together
george: AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH
george: dream is so funny
george: geese isnt a word :)
quackity: ?
george: it’s gooses!
karl: george geese is the plural of goose. Search it up on google.
george: no it’s not
george: wait Ohhhh like meese 😊
quackity: what
george: plural of mouse
quackity: MICE IS THE PLURAL OF MOUSE
george: stof yelling at me
dream: leave him alone he’s onto something
quackity: NO HES NOT
corpse: Guys it’s 3pm!!!
Wilbur: OMG
quackity: YESS ITS STARTING
dream: what’s starting
corpse: Tommy Space Time
72.
corpse: Tommy Space Time
dream: what’s Tommy space time
quackity: the daily spaces tommy makes to talk about what a pathetic freak you are etc etc
dream: ?
dream @dreamxd replied on 01 December 2021: SPONSORED????
dream @dreamxd replied on 01 December 2021: WHY QRE YOU VERIFIED
73.
george: dream idk whats going on in tommys space just ignore it and the fact that they’re exposing your private twitter account and sharing screenshots from there :(
dream: WHAT?
george: can u just come here i wanna spend time with u
dream: we’ve been spending all our time together georgie
george: did u know the screws in the hottub are blue in color?
dream: no i didnt
george: i know that bc i’ve been sitting in it all alone 😢 goshhh i wish someone could be here with me 🥺 too bad all my clothes are in the washing machine and im sitting here naked
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted:
Wtf dream just ran out of the hair salon so fast he created a man shaped hole in their wall :(
at None
karl: george we’re meant to be spending spring break togetherrre wya
george: i went out to have sushi with dream
george: can u guys believe he’s never tried it?? He’s so silly
george: LOL he just told the waiter its my birthday skdjskjdskfhjdhg we’re getting free cake
george: dream is the funniest and smartest person ever and i think if he wad a youtuber he would have 27 million subscribers
karl: ? what
karl: wow omfg u totally have a crush on him
quackity: I think bad boy halo might be my biological father
karl: omg no one cares quackity
george: i dont have a crush on him karl -_- i just think hes rly funny and sweet and makes my heart beat fast and i want to spend every waking moment of every day with him
quackity: Bad boy halo just sent me a picture of my birth certificate that I thought we lost in a house fire
george: NOT NOW QUACKITY
george: OMFG KARL ur right i think i do have a crush on dream ?? i just ran to the washroom oh my gosh my hands r shaking karl what did u doooo
karl: made u realise the truth ! u blush around him and i’ve never seen u laugh so hard with anyone icb you didn’t figure it out one the first day itself
karl: are u gonna tell him u like him george
george: nononooo not now what if he got over me and just wants this to be a fling?
karl: well...
quackity: My mother told me my father died 20 years ago
george: ok i’m gonna hang out w dream now byeee
karl: byeee
75.
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: This is so weird i can’t stop giggling and blushing around him. He just told me he’s from florida and i laughed so hard. he wasntj even trying to be funny Now i look crazy at 18:11 • 01/12/2021
dream🔒 @dreamPriv tweeted: how the hell am i meant to not get attached to george.... like ik we’re not serious but we’ve been having such a good time lately 🙁 sometimes i get the feeling he likes me too... at 18:13 • 01/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 01 December 2021: well he probably doesn’t No one does and no one ever will
dream🔒 @dreamPriv replying to @tommy on 01 December 2021: if we were characters on a minecraft roleplay server (that i owned) i would bar you from the city you love and then kill you and revive you again and kill you and revive you again and
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 01 December 2021: It wad just a joke man
76.
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: Mwahehehehhee at 21:34 • 01/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 01 December 2021: what is this
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity123 on 01 December 2021: evil laugh
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 01 December 2021: That’s weird.... it should be more like Mwahahaha
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity123 on 01 December 2021: ooh ur right thanks 😊
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: Hold up... why is he evil laughing at 21:36 • 01/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 01 December 2021: Laughter is a magical thing 🌟
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 01 December 2021: Lol ok
BadBoyHalo @BBH replying to @quackity123 on 01 December 2021: 😊
quacky @quackity123 replying to @BBH on 01 December 2021: Why did you never contact me or mom in all those years you spent away from
77.
corpse: wyd
dream: building a sand castle for george :)
corpse: ooh rly show
dream: 
corpse: what the hell is wrong with you man
dream: he@ deserves to be King of the world
corpse: alright
corpse: anyways i know i told u that u were nothing but a hot piece of ass to him
dream: well you djdnt phrase it like that
corpse: but i think he like you
corpse: for more than just ur monster cock
dream: hey tone it down man
corpse: he gets so excited when ur around and hes so touchy with you
corpse: plus all those nicknames you gave each other??
dream: He’s my goopsie scaboinky and i’m his boinky splurge ❤️
dream: omg i think u might be right...
dream: i really like him like we havent even been having sex lately we just talk all night
corpse: good for u man
corpse: Also theres good news and bad news
corpse: good news is that i just got coupons for 4 free pedicures :)
dream: nice
corpse: bad news is that Sapnap is in our home
dream: WHAT?
78.
quackity: GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE
george: whaaaat im at the beach w dream hes building me a life size castle for me to rest in
quackity: sapnaps here like HES IN THE VILLAAAA
george: what???
george: what’s he doing here?
quackity: he says he’s here to win you back
quackity: wilbur corpse and i were playing Uno and sapnap just burst in through the windows, shattering the glass completely
quackity: WTF he’s trying to play uno with us :( im trying to stop him
quackity: i failed. Wilbur distributed cards to him. I”m so sorry george
george: whars going on
quackity: idk sapnaps saying ur his soulmate and partner in crime and cheating on you was the biggest mistake of his life
quackity: WTF HE JUST GAVE ME A DRAW 2
quackity: he said he needs u george and that hes been crying every day
quackity: JUST GAVE CORPSE A DRAW 4 LMFAOOOO it’s getting crazy
quackity: sapnap said no one will understand u like he does esp not dream
quackity: holy fuckkk he just changed the color to green i literally only have blue cards FML
quackity: sapnap bought you a promise ring and says he’ll never hurt you again
quackity: WILBUR JUST WON UNO :/
karl: FOCUS ON ONE THING
quackity: sorry ur right. Basically wilbur only had 2 cards left but they were both
karl: ON WHAT SAPNAPS SAYING NOT THE UNO GAME
quackity: SORRY
george: im coming home
79.
Wilbur: hey guys NOT obsessed with the current vibe of our villa...
karl: who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen into sapnap and georges convo
quackity: meeee i’m in the laundry basket
corpse: i’m in the washing machine
dream: i’m in the closet
Wilbur: we accept you Dream ❤️
dream: no i’m literally in their closet
Wilbur: love is love
karl: i cant rly hear them from in here why cant they yell and shout. Dream can u hear them
dream: yes
quackity: tell us whats happening
corpse: im going to throw up who turned on the washing machine
Wilbur: It is impolite to eavesdrop.
quackity: you’re literally in here with us
Wilbur: I thought we were just hanging out
Wilbur: or having an orgy... either way I couldn’t miss it
dream: ok idk man sapnaps saying some bullshit abt how hes sorry and cheating on george was a big mistake
dream: and that he was drunk??? wow no he wasn’t lol he just had half a beer both of us were sober
dream: corpse was there he can back me up on this
corpse: TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING
dream: sapnap is such a liar
dream: now george is crying. Ugh my poor little jelly donut
dream: i need to go out there and save him
karl: You better stay in that damn closet Dream
Wilbur: Not a very Healthy way to speak to gay people.
dream: George said sapnap never cared enough abt him thru their relationship and didnt seem sorry for cheating on him. Wait yk what let me just send a voice recording of all this
karl: Are we bad people for eavesdropping on our friends
Wilbur: Yes
quackity: No
corpse: LET ME OUTTTTTTI2U4923843948934
dream: [voice note attached]
80.
George: it just-- h-how can you expect me to just take you back-? I don’t- stop looking at me like I’m crazy.
Sapnap: You’re acting crazy.
George: I’m not.
Sapnap: Really? Hooking up with this Dream guy... leading him on? That’s unlike you. (Pause) I know you miss me, George.
George: I don’t.
Sapnap: Fuck, George, it was- it was a stupid mistake, alright? Let’s just move on. You clearly aren’t over me if you- (Laughs)- if you need to have sex with the guy I cheated on you with just to get back at me
George: That’s not what this is. Maybe... maybe it was in the beginning- but I really like him now. Stop laughing, you always act like you fucking know me. You don’t.
Sapnap: Yeah, I do.
George: You don’t. Dream is actually nice to me, he actually makes an effort, he actually cares-
Sapnap grabs George and kisses him.
Voice Note ends.
81.
karl: What happened??
dream: yk what this whole thing was a bad idea. idk why i thought it would work woth george
quackity: what??
dream: he’s kissing sapnap
dream: on purpose
karl: oh...
dream: i feel like such an idiot
Wilbur: i know this is not the time but corpse passed out in thr washing machine
dream: i need to get out of here
quackity: dream wait
quackity: wjlbur stop giving corpse cpr
Wilbur: he needs mouth to mouth
quackity: He does not need mouth to mouth
dream: whatever im leaving. I’ll see you guys at the airport tomorrow
karl: im so sorry dream :(
Wilbur: can someone call an ambluence
82.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Hey guys. Thanks for starting the #CorpseGetWellSoon Space for me. Just got back from the hospital. All good at 03:28 • 02/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 02 December 2021: no one started a space no one even knew you were in the hospital Frankly i’m not sure who you even are
corpse @corpse67 replying to @tommy on 02 December 2021: i think i might have dreamt it sorry i have a concussion@
83.
karl: george come out of ur room
quackity: sapnap took the first flight home he’s gone
george: when does our flight leave
quackity: 5 hours
george: i’ll be out then
karl: what happened george...
george: i honestly dont know. When sapnap kissed me i started to kiss him back because it was HIM. and he came all the way here to get me back. but i didnt feel anything... it wasn’t even close to how good dream’s made me feel these past few weeks.
george: and maybe i needed sapnap to come here and kiss me to realise that DREAM’s the one i really want.
karl: well
quackity: ok so theres good news and bad news
quackity: good news is that corpse wilbur karl and i are out getting free pedicures
george: nice
quackity: bad news is that Dream knows you kissed sapnap bc we all eavesdropped on u two and left the villa hours ago and hasn’t responded to our calls or texts since then
george: WHAT?
84.
karl: hey guys, this trip was really fun. I’m sorry it had to end like this.
george: corpse is dream there with u at the airport?
corpse: yeah but i don’t think he’s in the mood to talk. He’s drinking peptobismol
corpse: he really liked you george
george: i like him too
corpse: then why did u kiss sapnap Lol
george: 😣
quackity: ok lets not do this rn. This is dream and georges business
karl: we’re on the next flight. I guess we’ll see each other on campus?
Wilbur: yessss. Get out of that villa in the next 2 hours btw the owners will be back soon
quackity: Owners?
Wilbur: That isn’t my villa why would i have a fancy ass 4 bedroom villa in Miami florida i’m from england
karl: oh my godjWilbur did we break into someones house andstay there for a whole 10 days??????
Wilbur: Yasssss 😊🐵monkey emoji. Delete ur msgs so the cops can’t trace us
george: i’m goirng to throw up
85.
george: DREAM
george: i need to talk to u
george: ITS NOT WHAR IT LOOKS LIKE DREAM 😣 😣 i promise.
george: ur ignorinng me and that’s understandble but pls jist hear me out once :(
george: have you landed?
george: are u back on campus
george: corpse says you dont want to see me. I understand. Pls msg me when you feel better :(
george: pls say something
86.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Dream hasn’t left his room for a whole week Ummmmm at 02:26 • 02/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy replied on 02 December 2021: YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
george @george404 replied on 02 December 2021: :( is he ok
corpse @corpse67 replying to @george404 on 02 December 2021: No and honestly i dont know what he’s doing in there because wilbur stole his mattress and bed frame so
gogy @georgePriv tweeted: I mess everything up Quackitys right i’m the problem at 02:28 • 02/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 02 December 2021: awww :( #True
karl @karljacobs replying to @quackity123 on 02 December 2021: dude
quacky @quackity123 replying to @karljacobs on 02 December 2021: hed the one who said it 🙄
karl @karljacobs tweeted:
George is sad baking again 😞 he made this weird looking thing that he says is a cake. None of us want to touch it or eat it. he’s sobbing on the floor.
at 02:33 • 02/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 02 December 2021: oh poor little muffin...
87.
george @george404 tweeted: You don’t realise how good something is until it’s gone :( at 03:19 • 02/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 02 December 2021: True... finally you get it. I miss you too baby girl. Come back to me.
george @george404 replying to @s4pnap on 02 December 2021: that is IT
quackity: Holy shitttt big dog
karl: what up quackity
quackity: do u hear the argument george is having with sapnap on the phone rn
karl: no omfg why does stuff always happen when i leave the house
karl: transcribe it to me
quackity: ok wait
quackity: i’ll send voice recording
88. The argument…
89.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: like LMFAOOOOOOOOOO at 04:12 • 02/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 02 December 2021: What sso funny
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 02 December 2021: Nothing.
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: Everyone hates me my life id over. at 04:13 • 02/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 02 December 2021: You need to move on now, young Sapnap. You have a long way to go. Yes, you made a mistake. Acknowledging that will be the first step to moving forward. Life is an ocean of experiences and if you sit still you will drown. Keep rowing.
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @BBH on 02 December 2021: move on from this ratio
90.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Dream has been in his room for 2 whole weeks this is getting crazy. I keep calling his name and he doesn’t respond. Hope he’s okay in there at 04:15 • 02/12/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 02 December 2021: Corpse are u sure he’s even in there?
corpse @corpse67 replying to @karljacobs on 02 December 2021: ofc he is lol
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Oh god at 04:16 • 02/12/2021
corpse: hey guys
corpse: dream isn’t in his room he hasn’t been there for weeks and he left a long letter saying that he Ummm ran away from college
george: WHAT???
karl: oh my god corpse HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN GONE
corpse: 2 weeks i think
karl: WHY DID U NEVER CHECK HIS ROOM
corpse: Didn’t want to ruin his vibe.
karl: WJAT VIBE
george: oh my god my poor tootsie pop 😭😭😭 WHERE HAS HE GONE IS HE OK
karl: calm down he probably went back home or something
quackity: No george is right Dream could be dead
george: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
karl: NOT HELPING
Wilbur: What does the letter say corpse
karl: WHY ID WILBUR HERE
Wilbur: wjy cant i hang out with u guys i dont have many friends and i just want to be a part of something for once + im pretty sure the cops are after me so im gonna be locked in prison for many
91.
corpse: ok ok let me transcribe the letter
corpse: “All the pain and suffering of knowing that I am unloved by the most Beautiful and wonderful and incredible man in the world aka George with his chestnut brown eyes and raven black hair and
corpse: okay the next 3 pages are just describing georges beauty
george: 🥺 he’s my weeble wobble
quackity: Can yoy just call him Dream
corpse: ok i’m skipping to the important part
corpse: “Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors.”
george: dream has such a way with words 😞
quackity: this is notDream this is an excerpt from George Washington’s Farewall Address written to Alexander Hamilton before he retired from office
karl: CORPSE WHERE DID DREAM GO DID HE WRITE THWT
corpse: “I realised that I was losing myself here in this college. It made me think about my life and my place in this world. I don’t think I want to study computer science and work at a desk job. I need to do something bigger. I need to leave a mark on this world. I need to become someone who entertains and creates content that people enjoy. And I can do so by being a faceless enigma...”
george: What?? faceless enigma? what’s he gonna do?
corpse: “So this is why I have to run away from college and join Disney land California to become their official Goofy mascot”
quackity: ?
george: OH MY GODDDDD
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karl: HES RUN AWAY TO JOIN DISNEY LAND?
corpse: to be the Goofy mascot yes
Wilbur: Who is Goofy
quackity: from mickey mouse
Wilbur: Who is Mick mouse
quackity: ?
Wilbur: What is mickey mosse
quackity: Wilbur seirously i’m going to beat u to pulp
george: guys this isnt where his heart lies... something is wrong
quackity: FUCKING OBVIOUSLY
karl: he has been inactive on all social medias for 2 weeks now and his phone is unreachable what do we do
george: we need to save him
corpse: well we don’t know if he needs saving maybe this is something he wants to do
george: Be a GOOFY mascot in disneyland??
Wilbur: Who is thhis Mr. Mouse
quackity: IMGOGIGN TO RIP OUT EVEYRE HAIR ON UR HEAD WND FLOSS MY TEETH EITH IT UNTIL UR BODY DECOMPOSES INTO SOIL
karl: Quackity relax
quackity: Sorry i lashed out on you i’ve been going through a lot lately. Actually my life has kind of been turned upside down now. Turns out my father isnt dead and
george: quackity seriously nobody cares
quackity: dorry
Wilbur: You rn
Wilbur: 
quackity: that isn’t even dory thatd Nemo
93. 😢
corpse: GUYS
corpse: I FOUND HIMMM
george: WHAT
corpse: He just posted smth on his Tumblr
quackity: why does he have a tumblr
Wilbur: Who is “Tumbler”
george: WHAT DID HE POST CORPSE SHARE IT HERE
corpse: [screenshot attached]
This is how I deserve to live the rest of my miserable life.
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94.
george: oh my god he looks soSad and pathetic and miserable
corpse: you csnt even see his face
george: WE NEED TO GO RESCUE HIM
george: i need to fix everything
george: guys yk what this means right
quackity: what
george: ROADTRIP TO DISNEY CALIFORNIA TIME
karl: A ROADTRIP?
george: YES. ALL OF US NEED TO GO TO DISNEY AND GET HIM BACK HERE
karl: we don’t have a car big enough for all of us
Wilbur: i stole a van we can use that :)
corpse: Okay fine but none of us know how to drive a van
quackity: Um
quackity: i might know someone who does
BadBoyHalo @BBH tweeted: Oh how the tabled have turns... 😉 at 04:59 • 02/12/2021
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corpse: seriously Bad Boy Helo is the only person we know who can drive us there?
george: It’s fine we need all the help we can get
george: Guys we have to bring him back here
george: he needs to know that we appreciate him and love him
george: no matter what Tommy innit or his 60 thousand followers have to say
karl: 60 THOUSAND?
quackity: yes he just hit the milestone today Good for him tbh
george @george404 tweeted: DREAM MY SCRIMBLY BLIMP WE’RE COMING TO GET YOU😭😭😭❤️ at 05:04 • 02/12/2021
Last update for the day. Stay tuned for the #RescueDreamFromDisney Arc upcoming !! 💯
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quacky @quackity123 tweeted:
wtf is this van bro 😭 i don’t wanna ride in thisss
at 17:38 • 02/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 02 December 2021: Right idk if i want Dream back this bad
karl @karljacobs replied on 02 December 2021: why is it shaking so much
george @george404 replied on 02 December 2021: All of you get in the van right NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
97.
Wilbur: Sorry for the ratty old van :) I could have gotten a bus too but I didn’t want to go too far.
quackity: you made us live in a strangers Air BnB for 10 days and pretend its yours but getting a BUS was too much for you?
Wilbur: Yes
BadBoyHalo: So happy to be part of such an epic adventure with all of my best friend and sons 😊 Just wanted to let you know that if you speak a single word in this van then the vibrations with aggravate the bees that live in the trunk!
quackity: whyr did u say sons plural
george: Should we text the whole time then?
BadBoyHalo: Yes George ☺️
karl: isn’t it interesting how we keep ending up in situations where our only option to narrate our happenings is through text or tweeting :) almost like our lives are crafted to fit some kind of medium
george: what
george: no shut up
george: anyways
george: let’s start driving the trip is 20 hours long we shouldn’t waste more time
98. Hour 1
karl: hey quackity do you think george is ok?
quackity: do i “think” george is “ok” ?
quackity: karl he’s been texting me the entire script of la la land line by line. He hasn’t even googled it he just has it memorized
quackity: So no i don’t think george is OK.
karl: i just have to say i’ve never george this upset over losing a guy before
quackity: Do you not remember how the two of us had to staple georges clothes onto his bed to stop him from trying to head-first dive out of the window of our apartment after Sapnap cheated on him?
karl: i do
karl: i just think it’s sweet george always seems to care way too much abt his boyfriends but right now he seems genuinely stressed out. He’s chewing on your Beanie out of stress <3
quackity: thars not my beanie
karl: What
quackity: it was just lying in the van before we came but he already startef chewing on it so i dont wanna tell him
karl: Ummmmm
karl: well anyways
karl: i hope this works out for george and dream i rly do
99. Hour 2
Wilbur: Hello corpse it is Wilbur the person sitting opposite you in the van
corpse: i know i have your number saved
Wilbur: Cool ☺️ well i just think now is better time than ever to tell you that i have a crush on you and want to be together
corpse: ?Seriously
corpse: We are trapped in a Van with four other men travelling across the country to go to Disney to pick up my roommate
corpse: do u really want to have this conversation right now
Wilbur: I cannot think of a single better time
corpse: idk i don’t wanna have this conversation rn i’m not in the right headspace
Wilbur: Am i not good enough for you?
corpse: let’s do this later
Wilbur: sorry i’m not Donald
corpse: what
Wilbur: sorry i cant be Donald the duck
corpse: whqt are you talking abt i never said i wanted u to be donald duck
Wilbur: Well you don’t have to say it for me to realise it. All you’ve been doing is talk abt Disney land and Goofy and all the mickey mouse cast and I dont understand any of it. They didnt have Television back in England
karl: Why did Wilbur just start crying :(
corpse: i don’t know just ignore it nobody look him in the eyes
george: Ok
corpse: Btw Dream posted something on his tumblr i think you guys should see it
100. Dream Update
this boulder sized helmet i am forced to wear is skull crushing and Made me lose balance and fall into the fountain. I can not think of a single worse thing to happen to anyone throughout humanity and imy like if meaningless
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101. Hour 5
corpse: quackity stop moving so much
quackity: I NEED TO PEEEEEEE
karl: i told u not to drink fourteen slurpees :(
george: no pee breaks! Hold it in or do it in ur hand and then drink it
quackity: ?
Wilbur: Oh gor the van is shaking so much i’m going to throw up
Wilbur: Oh gor the van is shaking so much i’m going to throw up
BadBoyHalo: Guys please KYS😞
george: ?????
BadBoyHalo: Keep yourself safe! 😊
karl: ohhhhh
BadBoyHalo: What did you think I meant O_o
quackity: kill yourself
BadBoyHalo: Quackity how DARE you speak to your father that way
102. Hour 8
karl: This actually isn’t so bad now. The silence is comforting and the views we pass are beautiful. This whole experience actually... Idk I feel like it’s an experience to cherish. It’s like a beautiful song... We’re just driving 20 hours in an old van... through the cold wind... The interstates we passed are kinda getting paved with these memories. This is amazing...
quackity: karl literally NOBODY here knows what you’re talking about seriously just stop talking
karl: i deel like dream would get it
george: no he wouldnt you dont know him like i do. He is my scribblydoinky tootsy goopsy datootsit :(
corpse: How do you keep coming up with these
Wilbur: so tell me more about this “Disney land”
quackity: its just an amusement park and resorts place how have you never heard of it
BadBoyHalo: Disneyland is the Happiest place on earth 😊
Wilbur: incredible. i adore happiness
Wilbur: i guess you could say i Love Joy
corpse: ok
karl: wait Bad boy if you’re texting then who’s driving?
BadBoyHalo: I am doing both at once 😊
george: Bad boy that’s very dangerous :(
BadBoyHalo: Don’t worry about it... I have a 3rd "arm" 😉
quackity: bad boy halo WHAT are you using to text rn
BadBoyHalo: My hands to text my feet to drive and my heart to love ❤️
corpse: all of us are going to die in here
Wilbur: Wjo else thought Bad boy halo meant his penis
103. Another Dream Update
actually it’s not so bad here. ive made friends with A pig character. I didn’t even know Disney had a pig character but this guy always wears his pig mask so I am assuming he works here 😊 he knew me from tommys spaces. We hang out and get mickey mouse ice cream bars together. i think he may be tryjng to overthrow the government
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104. Hour 13
BadBoyHalo: Oh muffins I took a wrong turn :( Sorry gang. It’ll take a half hour longer
corpse: Fuckf you bad boy halo
BadBoyHalo: What?
corpse: I said fuck youuuu srsly drive properly i need to get out of this van
BadBoyHalo: Do not curse at me.
quackity: Lol why not fuck fuck fuck
george: AAHAHHQ93284937459482HERJWHEJ3N4JH234H
george: BAD BOY HALOWHAT IS WRONG WITH#YOU WHY DID YOU STOP THE CAR SO ABRUPTLY ALL OF US JUST HIT OUR HEADS ON THE FLOOR OF THIS VAN
BadBoyHalo: Curse at me one more time and I will drive us off this cliff effectively killing all of us
quackity: HELLO????
BadBoyHalo: I am so serious do not testMe right now I will blow this van up and cremate our bodies No one will ever find us
corpse: OK OK SORRYR OH MY GOD??? WE WONT CURSE
BadBoyHalo: Good Muffin pops😊
karl: wilbur jist passed out
105. Hour 17
george: I ruined everything with Dream. He was the most perfect guy and I spoiled everything because I couldn’t get my head straight.
quackity: idk what’s going on but everyone ignore him
george: Now I know what it feels to be a fallen god for I have tasted the lips of heaven and felt the absence of the divine
karl: that feels dramatic
george: Dramatic?
george: Karl I am LITERALLY the actual modern equivalent of Princess Diana
quackity: wow No youre not
george: Yes I am this whole thing is almost EXACTLY what happened to Princess Diana
george: In fact some may say my situation is worse
quackity: How georye
quackity: How is your situation worse
george: Me and Princess Diana are connected mentally, physically, spiritually
corpse: the guy you were in a relationship with for a month has run away to Disneyland to become goofy How is that anything like what happened to princess Diana
george: You won’t get it. Nobody understands. Dream felt like he had to run away and wear a mask to become Goofy. But he’s already goofy...
george: He already IS Goofy.... That is what all of this has been about. He is a goofball. Goofy goofball he is a silly clown... always cracking jokes.
BadBoyHalo: Quackity PLEASE stop trying to dive onto oncoming traffic :(
quackity: sjop holding me back
Wilbur: i get it george. Sometimes i feel like Corpse is part of mickey mouse universe too... he is tinky winky
corpse: ?
george: tinky winky isn’t part of mickey mouse Wilbur :( what are you talking about seriously just be quiet and go to sleep forever
Wilbur: Olay
106. Dream Update
Yhey demoted me
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107.
FUCKKK I JUST got promoted and the first thing I do is slip and fall, causing me to accidentally kick some kid into the Pretzel stand :( His parents chased me for a whole hour.
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Some kid stuck cotton candy on the top of my Goofy helmet how TF am I supposed to clean this out 😒
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Where are all of uou people coming from why am I getting so many notes is my life amusing to you all
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My life seriously sucks. Idk how much longer i can keep going on like this...
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WTF that one wasn’t even mildly funny why did it get notes
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stop giving me notes Srslyit’s feeling a bit mean how do I go private on here.
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😭😭😭😭WHAT IS HAPPENING
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108.
Wilbur: I camt believe george forced all of us to starve and hold our pee in for 20 hours 😞 what an insane road trip. Thank gosh we’re finally here
karl: no he didn’t we made a stop every 5 hours what are u talking abt
Wilbur: I passed out 17 hours ago due to dehydration and starvation and heart break why dod nobody wake me up and tell me
karl: heart break?
corpse: dont ask questions
Wilbur: Why do all of you hate me
quackity: ratio
Wilbur: You csnt ratio on imessage
george: SHUT UP we’re almost at disney so here’s what we’ll do: all 6 of us split up and try to find Dream.
karl: ok then what’s the plan how do we convince him to come back with us? maybe he rly wants to do this and live in disney for the rest of his life
corpse: we did Not just travel 20 hours for dream to not come back with us. This jsnt a rescue mission anymore it’s a kidnapping. We will tie him to the roof of the van
george: he WILL want to come back. if not then i will remain there with him and become Goofys husband
BadBoyHalo: Been there done that😊
BadBoyHalo: Been there done that😊
quackity: ?
karl: george i HATE to be that person but what if he doesn’t want to be with u? you rly hurt him last time :(
george: i can just stay with him and
george: i can be his pet
corpse: .....
george: Ahahah sorry guys. That was a little much even for me 😊 Only someone crazy would say something like that out of the blue!
karl: Okay moving on
quackity: now that we’re here i kinda just wanna go on the rides idk
BadBoyHalo: Space Mountain Yass 🌟
george: Nooo nononooo all of us have to find Dream. He is suffering rn 😞 WE HAVE TO SAVE MY BING BONG!!!
george: now let’s split up and GO GO GO
Wilbur: reminder THIS is what goofy looks like!
Wilbur: 
corpse: thatss angry bird
109.
george: oh my god i’ve been all over disney park why can’t i find my Goofy :( i literally met the ENTIRE cast of Frozen even Olaf was there and he sang me a song. This is ridiculous
BadBoyHalo: Don’t give up little Peanut ❤️😊
george: Bad boy how’s your progress been
BadBoyHalo: I’ve been sitting at thi
BadBoyHalo: at a pie shop and am eating Poes
BadBoyHalo: Pies
george: ?
BadBoyHalo: Sitting at a pie shop and pie eating. for the past 2 hours
george: What about the rest of you... Have you find my DreamyPop... My DreamCake... My DreamIceCreamSandwich ?
corpse: why can’t u just call him normal names like babe and honey
george: Babeoigy and HoneybubblePancake 🥺
corpse: forget i even asked
quackity: not gonna lie corpse and i gave up after an hour agp and instead went on all the rides.
george: Wow great so no one’s done anything??
Wilbur: Well you didn’t ask me...😏
Wilbur: Well you didn’t ask me...😏
george: Have you found him?
Wilbur: Maybe. I’m at a place with a lot of mascots.
Wilbur: 
karl: oj my god wilbur where are you
Wilbur: These are not micker mouse?
corpse: NO YOU’RE AT A FURRY CONVENTION
BadBoyHalo: Now that picture takes me back to the good old days...
quackity: What?
BadBoyHalo: Nothng
george: NONE OF YOU ARE OF ANY HELP
george: Dream is spiralling into madness every second we let him stay here wearing that Goofy costume.
karl: OMFG OMFG I FOUND HIMMMM
110.
karl: 
george: Oh...
quackity: Wow this is really sad actually
karl: He’s at a Yoga class for moms... Teaching yoga in his Goofy suit.
corpse: honestly we can turn around and leave like is dream rly that important to any of us we barely know the guy
karl: ur his roommate
george: ummmm
george: Karl js that photo real
karl: Yeah...? Are you okay?
quackity: george you can’t back out now just bc you saw himAs goofy. I can imagine this is traumatic
karl: yeah i can’t imagine it’s okay to see someone you love doing Yoga in a Goofy costume :( stray strong George... remember dream is under that ginormous head
quackity: if it was me who saw the person i was in love with in a goofy costume i would scream and throw up and possibly shave my head and move to the Canada
george: guys....
george: i’ve nsver felt more attracted to someboey in my whole life
quackity: ........?
george: i’m just freaking out because I hadn’t seen him in that goofy costume yet and now I can see him right in front of me and wow
george: I want him so bad itsNot funny the goofy costume id doing something to me OH MYGODDD
karl: whatsr going on
george: i NEED him he looks so sexy
quackity: IN THE GOOFY COSTUME???
george: yes oh my godim about to scream and moan and throw up
karl: what id happening
quackity: This has GOT to be the exact same emotional mental and physical feeling as getting eaten alive limb by limb
karl: i jus t blacked out for a whoel minute
george: I NEED HIMMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
george: i’m going to go get my Dreamsicle right now
karl: i csntkt stop shaking
111.
corpse: guys wya what’s going on
karl: i’m here in the center of disney land where goofy (dream) is leading the yoga class
karl: George is running to him. He just JUMPED ON HIS BACK??oh god both of them just fell
karl: they’re rolling on the ground
karl: dream did a somersault
karl: Ok they’re talking now
karl: THEY’RE YELLING? Oh god the whole yoga class is watching them... Dream hasn’t even taken his Goofy head off yet
Wilbur: guys I found Dream :)
Wilbur: 
quackity: THATS ELMO
quackity: WHO IS THAT CHILD
quackity: WHY ARE$YOU IN A HOUSE
corpse: whar is wrong with you wilbur
Wilbur: i am nor from earth
Wilbur: ť̵̲̲̚h̷̰͈͘ē̴̥̩ÿ̷̞̻͘ ̷̙͓̐͝ã̶̻ṟ̶͛̍e̸̤͔͒ ̷̻̟͑͛c̷̘̒o̵̞̓͑m̷͚̈̎i̵̻͒n̸͉̦̋̐g̶͈̊
corpse: ksrl what’s going on with dream and george.
karl: basically dream has to get back to work so he left and he said he doesnt want to talk to george :(
Wilbur: Who are these
Wilbur: 
quackity: WHERE ARE YOY
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george: Why did u just leave :( text me right now i know you have ur phone i saw you use it to hit that 7 year old kid on the head
dream: Fine. I’ve been inactive everywhere I didn’t really want to talk.
george: dream whats going on... why did u run away here and become goofy :(
dream: I don’t think you understand how much i liked uou George. i guess when i saw u kidding Sapnap i just freaked out and had to run away from everything.
george: so this was ur solution?
dream: yes. My solution was to become Goofy in Disney land california and live in my friend Techno blades garage.
george: that’s a weird name
george: why do all of you have such weird names... i’m the only normal named one...
george: Quackity... Corpse... Dream... Bad boy halo... Techno blade... Karl... Crazy wack names I feel like i am living in a Circus town
dream: why did you come here George. you interrupted my yoga lesson
george: this isn’t where your heart lies...
dream: yoy don’t know that
george: You can’t be happy like this wearing a mask with a smile for hours at a time
dream: wow... You know rhat could be a song lyric
george: What? be quiet and listen to me
george: i’m sorry. I’m sorry i hurt you and i’m sorry i was too stupid to realise the person i love was in front of me the whole time...
dream: WHO IS IT?😭😭😭😭
george: YOU silly
dream: oh
dream: Ohhhhhhh
113.
tommy ☑️ @tommy tweeted: Holy cow Lol this Goofy mascot at Disneyland California just did 6 backflips in a row! #LiveTweetingTommysCrazyLife at 04:53 • 03/12/2021 6.5K retweets 58K likes
corpse @corpse67 replied on 03 December 2021: You’re in Disney too?
tommy ☑️ @tommy replying to @corpse67 on 03 December 2021: Yes I was told by a fan that Dream is here so I’ve come to hit him, beat him, etc. Find out more here in #IAmGoingToPhysicallyFightDream Space
114. ❤️
dream: wait so you came all the way here to tell me you love me?
george: Yes :( u are my scrunkly scribblydoinky bipsy tootsy badointy tiepnsy bip bop boppie goggiy dinty scruggly duggly big bampidointy dougly goopsie scaboinky pipupsy datootsit
dream: Oh my gosh.. No ones ever said thar to me before im tearing up under this goofy helmet
dream: i don’t wanna do this over text. i’m coming to u
george: Can u keep the goofy helmet on
dream: what
george: Csn you keep the goofy hat on
dream: ummmmm
karl @karljacobs tweeted:
Awww they made up ❤️
at 04:58 • 03/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 03 December 2021: radio
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 03 December 2021: What?
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 03 December 2021: ratio
115. Going back home.
BadBoyHalo: What a crazy and epic adventure of our little lives. So glad to be going back home. 😊 Now let’s get out of here asap.
george: what’s the rush :( i kinda wanted to hang out at disney with my boyfriend
dream: you have a boyfriend?
dream: i’m going to kill muself
quackity: It’s you. you two are so fucking stupid you deserve each other
george: aww 🥺
BadBoyHalo: Quackity Darryl Halo did you just curse?
quackity: no i’m sorry im soorrty please dont drive us into a lamppost
karl: George we can’t stay here any longer because Wilbur is legally prohibited from entering the state of California
george: ohhhh
george: is that why we put him in a suitcase and stuffed him in the trunk?
corpse: Yes
Wilbur: udmkfnrofiri8181728otjjf please help me8899999999
george: You know we should totally have a party when we get back!!
dream: omg that’s a great idea george
dream: you have nothing but great ideas
dream: you’re perfect you’re beautiful and iWill be the father of your children
george: ❤️☺️
BadBoyHalo: Dream you must invite your friend Technology Blade for the party 😊
dream: it’s just techno
dream: and i don’t think he can come. he’s busy leading the Disney workers union.
BadBoyHalo: Well Technology Bladesmith is welcome to come if he wants 🌟
dream: it’s jusy techno blade man
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karl: what are u guys gonna do when you get back?
BadBoyHalo: Your mom😊
karl: excuse me??
BadBoyHalo: Your mother
karl: ?
corpse: Well i’ll definitely focus on classes. did we forget we’re in college 😒
george: Omfg I totally forget finals are coming up 🙁
karl: HelloCan we focus onn the other thing for a second
dream: Fuckk I haven’t studied much for it at all with this whole Goofy job
quackity: maybe we can make a study group or something
Wilbur: I’m in!
karl: GIYS WHY DID BADBOYHALO SAY HE WAS GOING TO DO MY MOM
george: i’m not good with study groups for some reason idk :( i think i’m more of a visual learner
corpse: ooh i totally get that george. i tend to study better by just making lots of notes tbh
dream: I like the idea of a study group, it’s motivating
BadBoyHalo: Karl I am in love with your mother
george: well if you guys rly wanna do a study group then maybe i’ll join :) are any of you in ANTHRO 356?
quackity: me!! it’s so hard the professor sucks at teaching
BadBoyHalo: Your mother is a beautiful woman
dream: i never really liked anthropology as a subject
BadBoyHalo: Your parents are getting a divorce
quackity: well that’s cuz ur so stem student brained Dream
george: truee
BadBoyHalo: Karl you are my stepson
corpse: it’s the liberal arts majors who should get bullied
BadBoyHalo: Your parents haven't been happy in years. Your mother and I have a bond. We are eloping in Las Vegas.
dream: truee corpse i’m not gonna let a theatre major bully me!
BadBoyHalo: Your mother didn't know how to tell you. Also she is pregnant. You are having a sister. Also you're taking my last name and all of us are moving to Ireland
quackity: i’m NOT A THEATRE major i’m an english major plus i’m prepping for law school anyway screw u😒
george: i get it quackity some liberal arts courses are tough as heck. Karl can you stop crying seriously you’re ruining the vibe :/
117.
quacky @quackity123 tweeted: finals are over WOOOOO time to partayyyy at 15:18 • 03/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap tweeted: This summer I’m going to become a better human. The past few months have taught me a lot. I look forward to growing, maturing, and enjoying my life. at 15:21 • 03/12/2021
quacky @quackity123 replied on 03 December 2021: glad to hear it ❤️ sorry i said you should die that one time, feels a little much now that i look back on it lol
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quackity123 on 03 December 2021: 😁
quacky @quackity123 replying to @s4pnap on 03 December 2021: What
MUTUALS PLEASE FB @quack1234 tweeted: SAPNAPA JUST FUCKING REPORTED ME AGINNNNN at 15:24 • 03/12/2021
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george: GUYSSS PARTY TIME 🥳 karl quackity and my apartment at 9 pm BE THEREEE
dream: do u wanna do it on a yacht? i can buy one for u
george: No i think our place is fine!! 😊
dream: i cant get a mansion for u
george: Our apartment is fine dream
dream: should@ i buy you an islandv
george: dream stop
dream: i’m buying you australia
quackity: me and my step brother will arrange food and drinks. george work on the music
karl: don’t call me that quackity
quackity: Why? we r literally step brothers lol ❤️ love u bro
karl: I don’t understand how you’re taking all this so lightly. Bad by halo has 43 children all over the globe and you’re just okay with that? Who even is this guy?? Why are you so calm
george: karl you ruin the mood of EVERY conversation u walk into
karl: dorry
george: 
119.
george: hi dreammmm
dream: hi george
george: are u mad at me
george: ur mad@ at me whajt did i do
dream: What? nothing i’m not mad??
george: u said Hi george
dream: sorry i meant hiiiiii baby cupcake meow meow ping pong gum drop mango ball
george: That’s better ☺️
george: well i just wanted to tell u i’m so excited to sped the summer with u... every day i’m with u is the best day. also thanks for helping me w my trust issues,... honestly, all my past relationships have ended w my boyfriends leaving me. i hope this one lasts
dream: me too ❤️❤️❤️im sure ur exes couldnt have been that bad surely ahah
george: my first boyfriend left me bc i didn’t bring enough candy to our kindergarten party
dream: awww
george: my second boyfriend left me and moved up to 1st grade to never interact with me again
dream: :(((((
george: boyfriend #3, #4, #5, and #6 all moved schools
george: and that was just the third grade
dream: Wow
george: my 7th boyfriend broke up with me AT the 5th grade dance
george: my 8th and 9th both dumped me on the same day :( tbh my fault for dating two guys at once
dream: i didn’t realise u had so many exes
george: 10th boyfriend moved to another middle school. 11th boyfriend shifted cities. 12th boyfriend moved to russia
dream: How are we not at highschool yet what
george: my 17th boyfriend dumped me at my sweet sixten
dream: what?? what happened to number 13,14,15, and 16??
george: dead
dream: WHAT?
george: my 18th boyfriend cheated on me
george: me 19th boyf transferred to another college
dream: oh my god
george: my 20th boyfriend and 21st boyfriend broke up w me bc they were both twins and i just didkt realise i was dating diff ppl
120.
george: my 30th boyfriend pushed me into a oil reserve on purpose
dream: how is@ this still going
george: my 31st boyf... actually that didn’t end badly. it’s just awkward cus now he’s my roommates dad
dream: HUH?
george: number 33 went to prison for forging government documents
dream: DID U DATE BAD BOY HALO?
george: number 34 willingly dug himself into a hole and honestly still hasnt emerged
dream: csn we slow down and talk abr this
george: and 35 was sapnap. point is, i don’t have the best history with dating. but i rly like u and i want this to work... i hope this doesnt change anything
dream: can we touch on number 31 one more time pleade
george: Yes. fine. i broke karls parents marriage. i didn’t mean to. i csnt look his mother in the face
dream: oh my god
george: u hate me now don’t u
dream: No george i don’t. i’m glad u were open with me and i’m even more glad it wasn’t bad boy halo u dated. i love u and i always will.
george: oh dream bear i knew u would understand :( ur the best
121.
corpse: Wilbur I’m ready to talk
corpse: Text me when ur free.
Wilbur: i m an alien
corpse: NO YOU’RE not
corpse: you’re just weird and from england
corpse: that doesn’t make u an alien seriously just calm down. Also return my apartment curtains
Wilbur: no i need a blanket
Wilbur: Whatever u want to say Corpse just save it.
Wilbur: I am going to be locked in prison for a long long time.
corpse: oh yikes
corpse: for how long?
Wilbur: Maybe years. maybe days. who knows. depends on how fast I can shawshank that bitch
corpse: what are you getting charged for
Wilbur: What am I not getting charged for is the question
Wilbur: Theft. Shop lifting. Trespassing. War crime. stealing a van. stealing a plane. crashing a plane. burying the evidence. Starting a cult. returning artifacts from the British museum to the original owners. Public intoxication. Public execution.
Wilbur: Getting caught by the cops and escaping. getting caught and escaping again. Repeating this 12 times. Changing my name and face. Moving to a new college. meeting friends. going to Disney. killing a man. Being the next pope. Being the current pope? Embezzlment. Tax fraud. Injury. Eating a grape in Walmart
corpse: You are crazy wolbur
Wilbur: I will escape again
corpse: Ok and i’m deleting ur contact from my phone for deniability purposes
corpse: i’ll come visit u in prison
Wilbur: Really...?😊
corpse: no
122.
Wilbur: yhank you for throwing me this going away party i really appreciate it 😊❤️
dream: That’s not what this party is for
corpse: Ok piss boy who peed in his bed
dream: ? how do u know abt that i’ve never told anyome in my life
Wilbur: Tommy
dream: what
Wilbur: Tommy’s podcast. Ur mom was there. its the episode called #DreamNeedsToBeLockedInPrisonSurroundedByLava
dream: whywh was my mother thereWhen did it become a podcsst why is thr episode name a hashtag
george: Well we’ll miss u Wilbur ❤️ you were the second craziest guy in our group
Wilbur: Thanks Tubbo that means a lot
george: i’m geroge
karl: how is he second? who’s number 1
george: ....
dream: Do u rly have to ask
karl: i’m curious
quackity: It’s you Karl jesus take a hint
karl: huh
dream: Karl calm down 😭😭 sometimes ur too insane its weird
karl: What’s
george: remember that time he ate an orange😭😭
karl: how is that weird
quackity: karl SERIOUSLY ur freaking us all out just chill out
karl: whad
corpse: RELAX
BadBoyHalo: I am coming to the party and bringing 8 bags of ketamine 😊
george: See u all hereee i’m so excited :) Best night of our lives before a nice lovey summer which I will spend with my bingle bongle in Australia
dream: yass i bought Australia for u ❤️ what are the rest of ur plans
quackity: I’m spending the summer in Ireland wirh my new dad and his wife and her freak son
corpse: I am srarting a music career
Wilbur: I’m gonna start a revolution for a city and then blow it up Yas 🐵
karl: HOW AM I GHE CRAZY ONE
123. Party Time
karl @karljacobs tweeted: PARTY TIMEEEEE 🥳🥳🥳🥳 will keep u all updated if smth cool happens :) at 18:00 • 03/12/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 03 December 2021: Wilbur has blacked out
george @george404 tweeted: it’s soooo much fun except the fact that Tommy and Dream are beating each other up in the living room! 💔 at 18:06 • 03/12/2021
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 03 December 2021: How are neither of them winning or losing. They are equally bad.
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 03 December 2021: Nvm tommy jist felt out of the window 😞 Naur
george @george404 replying to @tubbo__ on 03 December 2021: u say Naur too?
tubbo @tubbo__ replied on 03 December 2021: I don’t knaur how it started but it’s Taurmmys fault
124. Party Time: Aftermath
Quackity @quack1234 tweeted: That was the best night of my life. Literally danced for 3 hours straight. at 18:12 • 03/12/2021
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 03 December 2021: yeah man it was awesome esp when u did a backflip lmao xD
Quackity @quack1234 replying to @s4pnap on 03 December 2021: U were there??
sapnap @s4pnap replying to @quack1234 on 03 December 2021: yeah i saw tommy fall out of ythe window so i decided to crash the party.
dream @dreamxd tweeted: Best party everrrr I won the fight against Timmy 😼 but his fans are throwing rocks and eggs at me on the street at 18:15 • 03/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 replied on 03 December 2021: That sucks man
dream @dreamxd replied on 03 December 2021: You just looked me in the eye and threw an egg at my face it was earing hot from the pan Ithink i might need to go to the hospital.
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 03 December 2021: i said thet sucks i didn’t say iM not an inniter
125.
george @george404 tweeted: Summer starts tomorrow and i’m soo excited to spend 3 months in Australia with my blop boop bleep beep cowboy bebop bop bop to the top, but I’ll miss my friends :( at 00:27 • 04/12/2021
karl @karljacobs replied on 04 December 2021: you have like 3 pop culture references in here
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 04 December 2021: is this /srs? (/neg)
george @george404 replying to @s4pnap on 04 December 2021: Ummmm
dream @dreamxd tweeted: The masculine urge to mold myself into a blimp and fly George to wherever his little heart desires <3 at 00:32 • 04/12/2021
quack @qvxcity replied on 04 December 2021: this is not a masculine urge this is not any urge you are Clinically Insane
dream @dreamxd replying to @qvxcity on 04 December 2021: is this another new account?
quack @qvxcity replying to @dreamxd on 04 December 2021: sapnaps obsessed w me bro idek what i got reported for this time i literally have stopped tweeting in fear of him suspending me.
sapnap @s4pnap replied on 04 December 2021: ratio + don’t care + i’m a minor + i have an internship at twitter hq + cope
quack @qvxcity replying to @s4pnap on 04 December 2021: WE’RE BOTH 20
126.
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Why is wilbur calling me from prison 😑 at 00:45 • 04/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 04 December 2021: whyre u saying this as if u haven’t been talking to him for a whole hour
corpse @corpse67 replying to @dreamxd on 04 December 2021: Why did you just punch a grandma...?
george @george404 replying to @dreamxd on 04 December 2021: dream Wtf :( why did u do this
dream @dreamxd replying to @george404 on 04 December 2021: I DIDNTTTYT CORPSE IS TRYING TO RUIN MY RELATIONSHIP
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: Why is wilbur calling me from prison 😑 at 00:45 • 04/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH replied on 04 December 2021: Friendships are sweet. Wherever you may be, always reach out. You never know who may need it. I was locked in a basement for a few years a few times in my life, willingly, and I know I could have used a friend like you 😊
quack @qvxcity replying to @BBH on 04 December 2021: you were what
quack @qvxcity replied on 04 December 2021: how do u drop these bombs and expect us to move on. you’re my dad can you be normal for one second in your life
127. the TL during Summer
george @george404 tweeted:
picture my Onglydoople Skrunky took of me from our first day in Georgestralia 🥺🥺🥺 I love him so much i’m gonna go give him a kiss
at 03/12/2021
corpse @corpse67 tweeted: why dod Dream just text me a voice message of him screaming for 48 seconds in perfect opera pitch :( at 03/12/2021
quack @qvxcity tweeted:
Karl and me in Ireland Wooooo. If only George could be here with us 😢
at 03/12/2021
BadBoyHalo @BBH tweeted: Every day is beautiful when you have a family as big as mine 😊 I will be the next Genghis Khan. at 03/12/2021
dream @dreamxd tweeted: george is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. i could talk abt this for days at 03/12/2021
tommy ☑️ @tommy tweeted: Listen to today’s podcast episode titled #WeNeedToDemolishDreamsVoiceBoxSoWeNeverHaveToHearHimSpeakAgain. Special guest the president of New Zealand and sponsored by Marvel! at 03/12/2021 2.6K quote tweets 850K retweets 1.3M likes
128.
george @george404 tweeted: These past months of my life have been crazy. Heartbreak, Falling in love, seeing my boyfriend as a Goofy mascot, etc. Was getting cheated on was horrible? Yeah. But if I could go back in time I wouldn’t change a thing. at 02:36 • 04/12/2021
george @george404 replied on 04 December 2021: Through it, I got to meet the love of my life ❤️❤️😊 I just hope nothing crazy happens now! Ahah.
Wilbur @wilbursoot tweeted: Ladies, I have once again escaped from federal prison 😏 at 23:40 • 03/12/2021
dream @dreamxd replied on 03 December 2021: oh dear god
Quackity @quack1234 replied on 03 December 2021: here we go again
george @george404 replied on 03 December 2021: All of us are going to die arent we :(
corpse @corpse67 replied on 03 December 2021: LETS GOOOOOO
The End.
I rly didn’t expect this to get so much attention, it was a silly little boredom project but I’m glad you guys found it funny. If you’ve read till the end you probably know but this AU is not meant to be serious at all (it’s meant to be Goofy😙).Thank you guys sm — Mangoball🥭⚽️